Before I begin, I wish to thank Spiffs for posting this blog submission. I know it isn't particularly something that his blog would normally cover, and is very much off topic. However, this needs said.
There is something that has been on my mind for the last week or so since the death of the great Robin Williams. There is an elephant in the room for so many people in America, and presumably the rest of the world that needs to be addressed. I've heard some very disturbing statements, and some very insightful statements since Mr. Williams unfortunate demise, and I want to speak up.
First off, I need to make my positions extremely clear. I am a current, chronic, and life long sufferer of depression. Some of my friends know this, some don't. Mental health is something I have struggled with since I hit puberty, and probably will for my entire life. I manage it, I seek help when appropriate, and I am aware of it, but I will never be completely free of it. There is no cure for many mental diseases, but there are treatments. I wish I could cite where I first saw the statement, but I've seen it a few times now and lost track: 'Robin Williams did not die from suicide. He died of depression, suicide was simply the method.' This isn't glibness, and it isn't a tagline, it is simple truth. It is a simple truth we must recognize if we are to help our friends who suffer as he did. This is true in the same way that a person with lung cancer might eventually die of lung failure. We do not say they died of accute respiratory distress. While technically that is true, we say they died of lung cancer. Please make the effort to force yourself to understand that in many cases suicide and depression work the same way.
Those of us with mental problems are stigmatised a bit by soceity. There are stereotypes that the mentally ill are violent and to be avoided. Which sometimes is true, but more often than not is simply false. The biggest problem with this line of thinkiing is that it shuts down the conversation, and this is a conversation we absolutely must be having. It isn't enough for us to recognize that mental issues exist. We have to talk about them. People who suffer must know that it gets better, and that help is out there. We can not shut down the communication and expect people to know this.
There's the old line 'what has he got to be depressed about'. I've heard this one directed at me by well intentioned friends. I'm a white male, combat veteran, who owns his own business, and is 'well liked by the ladies.' What have I got to be depressed about? That simply isn't how it works. I can go from cloud nine, to the depths of despair in a heartbeat. I can be laughing because I'm having a fabulous time, while pleading with myself to just push on one more minute. You want a small look at how this feels? Have you ever gotten a song stuck in your head? You know the song, you may or may not like the song. It keeps playing on repeat, and it just won't go away. Days later it's still there, and you're not even sure where you heard it anymore that got it stuck there. That is a tiny taste of what depression feels like, replace the song with thoughts of whatever minor nuisance of your life is most relevant at the time and makes you sad, and you have a near perfect analog of what any given moment may be like for me. It isn't about having a relatively good life, or even being happy. It's a perfect hell, and that statement about 'should be happy' makes it even worse. Here I am, dying on the inside, dwelling on thoughts I can't control, knowing that I have no reason to be sad, depressed, or agitated, and feeling even more guilty because my friends think less of me for feeling that way. Please, don't ever say this to someone with depression. You can think it if you must, but don't voice it. You will make things worse for them, I promise.
How about the old line 'he just needs someone to talk to'? That's true, but, not true. Yes, please listen, and talk to them. But encourage them to get professional help. You are not trained to talk to someone with a mental illness, and in most cases do not understand it. I can say that fairly broadly because I can't understand it, and I live with it daily. It is very important that you don't abandon your friends and loved ones when they are depressed, but recognize that you are not the only thing they need to get better. While I'm on that subject, there is a lot of talking and trying to help when a person is most depressed. That's great, but when they start to snap out of it the talking generally fades off. Don't let it. This is actually the most dangerous point. I know, it seems counter-intuitive. The way depression works is that it nearly immobilizes the sufferer, they can't bring themselves to do anything. They don't want to do anything. That feeling of fatigue is the first thing to leave, before the mental anguish that the disease is named for itself. The most likely time for a person to attempt to commit suicide is when they are first starting to recover from an episode. The fatigue that keeps them from doing anything leaves, the pain remains, suddenly in a panic they act to stem the pain. Just because someone appears to be getting better, do not think the worst is over.
Men don't talk about these things. Men deal with their problems. Clearly this is not true. We actually have a tendency towards the opposite, we DON'T deal with these things, until it is far too late. Women used to be thought of as more likely to suffer from depression than men. We now realize that that disparity is more a problem with male attitudes towards mental health. Men are far and away less likely to seek help when they are suffering from any abnormality, be it a mental illness, or an actual injury. There is a reason that more men are diagnosed too late for certain illnesses where time limited treatments are available. Just because you're a 'man's man' does not mean you are immune to the gray matter in between your ears. Get out of the testosterone bubble, before it kills you. Swallow your pride, most of us chest beaters have too much of it as it is, and get your ass to a professional. There is nothing manly about succumbing to depression, or any other disease. It is far braver to talk to a psychiatrist than to 'suffer through' and end up with a gun in your mouth. I speak from experience, I'm only here today because of a gun jam.
Depression is a horrible thing, and it effects far too many people from all walks of life. As Mr. Williams' death proves. Mental illness does not respect how great your life is, how happy you are, how well liked you are, or what your skin color is. If you suffer, please get help. If you know someone who suffers, encourage them to find help. The only help that should be an embarassment is the help you don't get. Most importantly, find out more. The more you know, the better off you'll be. The better you can help your friends, loved ones, or if the worst happens, yourself. Education, and public understanding are how we beat back this disease that destroys families, and kills far too many. Find help, help where you can, or learn more. We only win if we work together.
Thursday, August 28, 2014
Monday, August 25, 2014
Update
Well, it has been a while since I have written in any of my blogs...so I thought I would post a little update as to what I have been doing.
I have been pretty busy as of late, so I have had little to time to do anything..
Work has been keeping me busy..as there have been a few people who have left and a few who got fired so my hours have picked up somewhat and with the Halloween and Christmas seasons coming up I will be getting even busier.
But I do have a few entries in the works and a guest blogger entry that us different from the norm that I post here so be on the lookout for that in the next couple of days.
Well, that's all I have for now
Til next time spiffy people
Tuesday, July 22, 2014
It has been a minute....
Well, it has been a while since I last write anything in here so I decided to write a quick entry.
Saw one of the most fun and amazing paint shows ever in MsPenny's room including the painting of the rare three horned unicorn.
I got banned from a room the other day for not talking, although at the time I was trying to handle the delivery of a refrigerator, getting dinner ordered and I forgot I was even in a room at the time lol.
SummerShy who I call Dory figuratively makes my heart melt whenever she says Nillaaaaaaaaa I think I may have mentioned that once or twice.
I was in MsPenny's when she got hazed by some of the lounge 10k guys, but all in all they seem like good lads and just wanted to have a bit of fun plus they tipped so it was all good.
I am plotting the Spiffy awards to sorta recognize what I feel are some of the more noteworthy people I have come across on MFC..I just need a design for an award lol.
Question for those that read this Do you all have those guilty pleasure girls that you like to watch for whatever reason?
JessiDeer on MFC in my opinion kinda looks like LeAnn Rimes
Well that is all I have for now
So until next time
Be Cool
Be Kind
Be Spiffy
And don't be afraid to call out stupid people
Saw one of the most fun and amazing paint shows ever in MsPenny's room including the painting of the rare three horned unicorn.
I got banned from a room the other day for not talking, although at the time I was trying to handle the delivery of a refrigerator, getting dinner ordered and I forgot I was even in a room at the time lol.
SummerShy who I call Dory figuratively makes my heart melt whenever she says Nillaaaaaaaaa I think I may have mentioned that once or twice.
I was in MsPenny's when she got hazed by some of the lounge 10k guys, but all in all they seem like good lads and just wanted to have a bit of fun plus they tipped so it was all good.
I am plotting the Spiffy awards to sorta recognize what I feel are some of the more noteworthy people I have come across on MFC..I just need a design for an award lol.
Question for those that read this Do you all have those guilty pleasure girls that you like to watch for whatever reason?
JessiDeer on MFC in my opinion kinda looks like LeAnn Rimes
Well that is all I have for now
So until next time
Be Cool
Be Kind
Be Spiffy
And don't be afraid to call out stupid people
Thursday, July 10, 2014
Guest Blogger Number 3
(Normally this is where I would do the blah blah blah about how this doesn't reflect the opinion yada yada yada...but not today lol)
~MFC's Undiscovered Treasures~
Having been on MyFreeCams for a number of years, I have grown to be somewhat apathetic for the "Top 20" girls. They've been lucky enough to find their 'White Knights' and 'Heroes' and while I'm sure most put in a great deal of effort to put on a good show for their viewers, so do the other 10,000+ active models who have yet to be 'discovered'.
Today I will be highlighting a couple of the girls I've found on MFC who in my opinion, should be ranked in the Top 20 (or at least Top 100). They work every bit as hard, are as sexy and engaging, and can be a great source of 'fun times' for everyone who wanders into their room.
First: A relative newcomer to MFC, is CaliFox93
A 21 year old 'alt' model who I stumbled across guest-starring with another friend and more-established model Brooke1994.
Cali is a sweet girl who is very approachable and lots of fun to talk with. Her dancers body is flawless and she has a smile that could melt a glacier. She has some awesome multi-colored cornrow dreadlocks that she admits to enjoying have pulled during sex. She likes to get naughty and loves both giving and receiving spankings. She is open to most requests, both in public and private or groups.
She is on relatively late, usually around midnight-4am+ EST so if you're a west coaster, you won't have to sacrifice sleep to get to know her better.
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Next is a little Cali-girl named MsPenny
A hot, petite, 25yr old ginger girl from SoCal who is regularly on at about midnight EST until about 3am most nights. Unlike some, she is a true ginger (the carpet matches the drapes). What makes her special is her charm, sense of humor, and tremendous sensuality. Penny has been on MFC a little over a year and has a small but loyal following who are all very cool pervs. The overall room dynamic is about 'Having fun' and sexy good times.
She enjoys friendly, polite interaction with her room and expects very little aside from respect. She has a great philosophy. Knowing that tips are earned, she doesn't beg for them. If they come, they come, if not, well... An early night with her pets is always fun too.
Stop in and say hi, drop a few tokens if you have em, and prepare to have a great, giggly time.
I have other models I will be showcasing in upcoming Ghost Writer entries here on The Wonderful World of Vanilla Spiffy, so for now, go check out these lovely west-coast cuties and make sure to let them know they aren't just a camscore, but a hot desirable young lady you're happy to have met.
~~ The Ghost Writer ~~
Wednesday, July 9, 2014
Spotlight...
MFC has lots and lots of ladies on their site. Some like the top 250 get tons of recognition, but there are some outside of that group who I feel deserve more. Hopefully due to what I post and what I know my guest bloggers will be posting, we can give some of these special ladies the recognition they deserve.
So without further ado....
Today's entry is all about... Brooke1994
Now I must confess, that Brooke is not normally somebody who is "my type". You may be asking why as she is obviously a very attractive young woman. Well, usually I prefer somebody who is not so in your face about their sexual needs, wants or what not, I do like a little mystery when it comes to that sort of stuff..
But when it comes to Brooke you don't get that, not at all.. Lol. Ms. Brooke pretty much makes no bones about the fact that she is a total nympho and likes to get off whenever she can. She also encourages people in her chat room to go to the lounges and tell people to come in and watch her cum.
But there is something about her that makes me go to her room when she is on, there are several factors that contribute to this. Her eyes, the eyes are one of my favorite features of a lady and Ms. Brooke has a pair of eyes that are very alluring. Of course the fact that Brooke is very sexy is a positive. But the number one thing I think that makes me keep coming back is the fact that underneath the naughtiness and nympho manic tendencies lies the heart of a total sweetheart and she has a great sense of humor. Brooke makes every effort to get interact with every person who is talking in her room no matter if there is 20 people there or 500 people there.
So yeah, there is a nutshell is the reasons why I think Brooke deserves some more recognition than what she gets, so next time your up at around 10ish PST or later and you see Brooke1994 pop in say hi and be prepared to be treated to a hot show or two I promise you won't regret it.
Until next time
Be Cool
Be Kind
Be Spiffy
And don't be afraid to call out stupid behavior
So without further ado....
Today's entry is all about... Brooke1994
But when it comes to Brooke you don't get that, not at all.. Lol. Ms. Brooke pretty much makes no bones about the fact that she is a total nympho and likes to get off whenever she can. She also encourages people in her chat room to go to the lounges and tell people to come in and watch her cum.
But there is something about her that makes me go to her room when she is on, there are several factors that contribute to this. Her eyes, the eyes are one of my favorite features of a lady and Ms. Brooke has a pair of eyes that are very alluring. Of course the fact that Brooke is very sexy is a positive. But the number one thing I think that makes me keep coming back is the fact that underneath the naughtiness and nympho manic tendencies lies the heart of a total sweetheart and she has a great sense of humor. Brooke makes every effort to get interact with every person who is talking in her room no matter if there is 20 people there or 500 people there.
So yeah, there is a nutshell is the reasons why I think Brooke deserves some more recognition than what she gets, so next time your up at around 10ish PST or later and you see Brooke1994 pop in say hi and be prepared to be treated to a hot show or two I promise you won't regret it.
Until next time
Be Cool
Be Kind
Be Spiffy
And don't be afraid to call out stupid behavior
Tuesday, July 8, 2014
MFC this Week
Well, this past week was perhaps the most boring week ever on MFC, due to it being the fourth of July weekend most of the girls took the weekend off to spend time with their families or what not. Overall, I tend to think July is a boring month as far as MFC is concerned as it is a prime month for many of the girls to take a vacation.
In other MFC news, I lost a raffle, my MFC raffle losing streak continues!!
I still need an audio file of a certain model saying Nillaaaaaaaaaaa for my alarm tone to wake me up in the morning.
Random models who PM me, annoying as hell it is. The least they could do is say hi and tell me a little about themselves instead of launching into a sales pitch.
A little bird told me a guest blogger entry may be coming up soon, stay tuned or that.
Saw a very sexy Greek cam girl last night, first time ever seeing a Greek cam girl by the way.
I don't know if I have said this before, but I am going to say it now so it's on the record so to speak. Of course, seeing sexy girls on cam is spiffy and hot, but the best part of MFC as far as I am concerned is the friends I have made during my fours years of being a member.
Well, I don't think I have too much more to say on this slow week in MFC history so I am going to take this time to say, go to a random room and say hi to a new model you never know you may find a new model to like.
Until next time Spiffy people
Be Cool
Be Kind
Be Spiffy
And never ever be afraid to call out stupid people!
In other MFC news, I lost a raffle, my MFC raffle losing streak continues!!
I still need an audio file of a certain model saying Nillaaaaaaaaaaa for my alarm tone to wake me up in the morning.
Random models who PM me, annoying as hell it is. The least they could do is say hi and tell me a little about themselves instead of launching into a sales pitch.
A little bird told me a guest blogger entry may be coming up soon, stay tuned or that.
Saw a very sexy Greek cam girl last night, first time ever seeing a Greek cam girl by the way.
I don't know if I have said this before, but I am going to say it now so it's on the record so to speak. Of course, seeing sexy girls on cam is spiffy and hot, but the best part of MFC as far as I am concerned is the friends I have made during my fours years of being a member.
Well, I don't think I have too much more to say on this slow week in MFC history so I am going to take this time to say, go to a random room and say hi to a new model you never know you may find a new model to like.
Until next time Spiffy people
Be Cool
Be Kind
Be Spiffy
And never ever be afraid to call out stupid people!
Wednesday, July 2, 2014
Sometimes....
Sometimes it is amazing just what can bring joy to a person
Something so small as taking the time to write up just a little quick blog to wish a person happy birthday for example..
Just seeing the look on her face and how happy it made her made my night
Those who were there last night will know what I am talking about..
Those who weren't missed one of those moments that all too often get taken for granted....
So whenever you get a chance try to do a random act of kindness...
Who knows you may see a smile as bright as the one I got to see last night..
Until Next Time:
Be Cool
Be Kind
Be Spiffy
And don't be afraid to call out stupid behavior
Something so small as taking the time to write up just a little quick blog to wish a person happy birthday for example..
Just seeing the look on her face and how happy it made her made my night
Those who were there last night will know what I am talking about..
Those who weren't missed one of those moments that all too often get taken for granted....
So whenever you get a chance try to do a random act of kindness...
Who knows you may see a smile as bright as the one I got to see last night..
Until Next Time:
Be Cool
Be Kind
Be Spiffy
And don't be afraid to call out stupid behavior
Tuesday, July 1, 2014
Random Observations and A Special Birthday Dedication
Well June is done and over with and Ginny Potter is your Miss MFC for June 2014, Congrats to her glad she won it and not the Mime.
Finally got the chance to peep in on AedenRayne on MFC, she is a little ball of energy and very bubbly...look forward to seeing her more on cam.
SummerShy was on early....I thought I was dreaming when her name popped online
Wonder who was the first cam girl who came up with the idea to do snapchat subscribtions?
What would happen if MFC were to do something crazy like say reset cam scores every year...I bet a lot of the top girls would go ballistic that's for sure..
End of pay period always seems to be dead on MFC except for the top models...
I got my first snap from the wonderful Ms. Penny today which leads me into this...
I actually don't have to many observations cause it was so slow this weekend, but there is actually another purpose to this here blog....
The main purpose of this blog is to wish a special somebody a very happy birthday!
That somebody is Ms. Penny (well it is actually the 2nd)
I first got the chance to see Ms. Penny a little over 2 weeks and was immediate struck by her cheerful personality and her ever present giggle (in fact I can hear her giggle in the background as type this lol)
Oh yeah and she is sexy as sexy can be..
So in tribute of her birthday I would like to take the time to sing (well write) her a little birthday song
Happy Birthday to you...(just picture horribly off key singing lol)
Happy Birthday to you...
Happy Birthday Dear Ms. Penny
Happy Birthday to you..
And many more..
Finally got the chance to peep in on AedenRayne on MFC, she is a little ball of energy and very bubbly...look forward to seeing her more on cam.
SummerShy was on early....I thought I was dreaming when her name popped online
Wonder who was the first cam girl who came up with the idea to do snapchat subscribtions?
What would happen if MFC were to do something crazy like say reset cam scores every year...I bet a lot of the top girls would go ballistic that's for sure..
End of pay period always seems to be dead on MFC except for the top models...
I got my first snap from the wonderful Ms. Penny today which leads me into this...
I actually don't have to many observations cause it was so slow this weekend, but there is actually another purpose to this here blog....
The main purpose of this blog is to wish a special somebody a very happy birthday!
That somebody is Ms. Penny (well it is actually the 2nd)
I first got the chance to see Ms. Penny a little over 2 weeks and was immediate struck by her cheerful personality and her ever present giggle (in fact I can hear her giggle in the background as type this lol)
Oh yeah and she is sexy as sexy can be..
So in tribute of her birthday I would like to take the time to sing (well write) her a little birthday song
Happy Birthday to you...(just picture horribly off key singing lol)
Happy Birthday to you...
Happy Birthday Dear Ms. Penny
Happy Birthday to you..
And many more..
Until next time..
Be Cool
Be Kind
Be Spiffy
And Don't be afraid to call out stupid people!!
Guest Blogger #2
Editor's Note-This is the second of my Guest Blogger series..now some of the topics they discuss in there entries may be controversial,but I will not censor them in anyway what so ever. I think it is good to have different viewpoints on different subjects wither or not it pertains to the MFC world or not. That being said, The views and opinions being reflected in these blogs do not necessarily reflect the views of the opinions of the staff here at The Vanilla World of Spiffy. I hope you enjoy this Guest Blog and it encourages discussion of the topic at hand. And just a reminder if you would like to write a Guest Blogger entry you can contact me via twitter @vanillaspiffy or drop me a email at therealspiffy@gmail.com.
Ok, so let me get a disclaimer out of the way up front. I know how difficult a camgirl's job is. Not personally, but I get it. It's not easy to be the friendly person, in a room full of trolls, and perverts who all just want to see your tits as cheaply as they can. So, yeah, I get it. This isn't even focused at every camgirl out there, but I've seen these common mistakes so often that it's getting on my nerves.
Some of you know me, some of you don't, so I will quickly put down what I do, and where I'm coming from. I'm a computer tech, I own my own shop, I run my own business. I have overhead, I have customers, and contracts to deal with. All that sums up to, I am a business-person. I know what it takes to be successful, and why a lot of businesses fail can come down to luck, but it can also come down to the owner's actions.
So that's the preliminaries out of the way, the disclaimers if you will. What do I want to talk about you must be wondering based on that intro. This is mostly directed at the camgirls of MFC, but there's going to be a few rants about the guys as well. The problem is, boys will be boys, and they're not their for the same reason the girls are, so talking to them will probably mostly fall on deaf ears. Take this as friendly advice, a shmuck ranting about what he doesn't know, or whatever. Hell, stop reading now if you're easily offended by someone telling you your business. I could personally give nay fucks.
Let's start with the easy target, the guys. If you're in a room, and you haven't got any tokens, stop telling the girls what the hell to do. It's annoying for both them, and those of us that are either regulars, or just understand how things are. You're basically getting a free meal, and you're bitching about what's on your plate? Sit back, chat, enjoy the view, but keep your wants, and demands to your fucking selves. Speak up though, for the love of all things naked and sexy, get one damned hand on the keyboard and say hello. I've been the only person talking in a room too many times, and I'm generally anti-social. You have any idea how freakin' boring it is to sit in one place for an hour with people staring at you, but not communicating? Seriously, think about that the next time you're just chilling in a room with no one saying anything. Think of the girl's perspective. She knows you're there, and you are for all intents and purposes ignoring her. Doesn't mean you have to open your wallet, if you like her you should, but open your damned mouth at least. I have a policy that doesn't endear me to anyone, and that is that I always tip from an anonymous account, in ninja mode. No one will ever know if it was me that tipped them, or someone else. That's my personal way of doing things, but guess what, even with that there are more than a few rooms where I am welcomed, greeted, and asked to stick around. Why? Because I talk. I make jokes, I interact with the other pervs, I care about how the girl's day is going, and generally make myself visible. You know who never gets asked to hang out? The guys who don't say a bloody thing. It's not about your tips, ok, it's about your tips, but it doesn't have to be solely about your tips. Most of the 'regulars' in a room are regulars whether they have tokes for the lady, or are just coming by to hang out. I've made a lot of friends on MFC, and not because I swing a token stick that knocks girls on their asses, but simply by talking.
Now, for the part that's bound to get me in trouble. Ladies, if you're having a rough day, and you feel like throwing a personal pity party, consider not logging into MFC. I honestly don't know how many times I've walked in on 'poor me, tip me and make my night, cause I'ma sit here and bitch until you do.' You know what that doesn't attract? Tips, talkers, and camscore. I know a number of gents that see that shit and turn the hell around, even if they like you. I could be your best friend on MFC, but if I walk in and you're in a shit mood and taking it out on everyone, or just generally being a crybaby, I'm not hanging out. Seriously, it's not cool, it's not going to help you, and it might very well prevent you from getting tips. If you get a reputation for doing this, you're very likely to see your room counts shrink until you finally should just give up.
We're all adults here, and we all know the game. Guys are there for a fantasy, some are more sensitive to having that bubble burst than others. Girls come there for the tips, and a little exhibitionist fun. That said, you have to treat it like a business to some extent, and the worst type of business, customer service. Rule one of customer service, always be happy, even when you're not, especially when you're not. If I went to my shop and ranted and raved about my problems to every potential customer I interacted with how long do you think my shop would be open? Would you bring your computer in to my shop if you knew you were going to hear about my shit day while I was helping you out? You can be the sexiest thing to have ever graced the planet, and if this is how you interact with your room, you will not last. Let's talk camscore a moment, and no, not in the 'it doesn't matter just ignore it' way. I wish that were true, I try my best to pretend that a girl's camscore doesn't matter, because I don't think it should. But let's be honest, it does matter, and while it isn't a fair system, it is the system. So here's something that camscore effects, room count. Room count is the single biggest factor in how a night is going to go, be it great, or shit. It's like the old salesmen always say, it isn't about selling to everyone you meet, it's about getting enough asses in the car to ensure that you hit the percentage. One in twenty is the conversion rate I've heard bandied about in some fields, I have no idea what it is in MFC, but I'd suspect slightly lower. Now, basics, and guests you can safely ignore. Hell, most of us that have been around more than a month do. But what you can not do is ignore a premium. I've seen it happen repeatedly, someone finally has the balls to say hello, and ten minutes later they leave because they were never acknowledged. Room count may be governed by camscore, but retention is solely YOUR responsibility. If you can't portray a welcoming environment where every potential customer is welcomed, and treated like they belong there, you are in the wrong business. I can't stress this enough. Yeah, sure, the top 50 models can ignore 99% of their room and have no consequences. They get the exposure to do so, most of you do not. If you aren't top 100 by camscore, top 100 rules don't apply to you. It isn't fair, I don't care, it's how it works.
Well, that's enough out of me for now, maybe I'll speak more later. If I offended you, good. If I gave you something to think about, good. If you think I'm an ass, good. See you on MFC, or I won't.
~Randomizer
Thank you to Mr. Random for the blog entry..
Until next time
Be Cool
Be Kind
Be Spiffy
Ok, so let me get a disclaimer out of the way up front. I know how difficult a camgirl's job is. Not personally, but I get it. It's not easy to be the friendly person, in a room full of trolls, and perverts who all just want to see your tits as cheaply as they can. So, yeah, I get it. This isn't even focused at every camgirl out there, but I've seen these common mistakes so often that it's getting on my nerves.
Some of you know me, some of you don't, so I will quickly put down what I do, and where I'm coming from. I'm a computer tech, I own my own shop, I run my own business. I have overhead, I have customers, and contracts to deal with. All that sums up to, I am a business-person. I know what it takes to be successful, and why a lot of businesses fail can come down to luck, but it can also come down to the owner's actions.
So that's the preliminaries out of the way, the disclaimers if you will. What do I want to talk about you must be wondering based on that intro. This is mostly directed at the camgirls of MFC, but there's going to be a few rants about the guys as well. The problem is, boys will be boys, and they're not their for the same reason the girls are, so talking to them will probably mostly fall on deaf ears. Take this as friendly advice, a shmuck ranting about what he doesn't know, or whatever. Hell, stop reading now if you're easily offended by someone telling you your business. I could personally give nay fucks.
Let's start with the easy target, the guys. If you're in a room, and you haven't got any tokens, stop telling the girls what the hell to do. It's annoying for both them, and those of us that are either regulars, or just understand how things are. You're basically getting a free meal, and you're bitching about what's on your plate? Sit back, chat, enjoy the view, but keep your wants, and demands to your fucking selves. Speak up though, for the love of all things naked and sexy, get one damned hand on the keyboard and say hello. I've been the only person talking in a room too many times, and I'm generally anti-social. You have any idea how freakin' boring it is to sit in one place for an hour with people staring at you, but not communicating? Seriously, think about that the next time you're just chilling in a room with no one saying anything. Think of the girl's perspective. She knows you're there, and you are for all intents and purposes ignoring her. Doesn't mean you have to open your wallet, if you like her you should, but open your damned mouth at least. I have a policy that doesn't endear me to anyone, and that is that I always tip from an anonymous account, in ninja mode. No one will ever know if it was me that tipped them, or someone else. That's my personal way of doing things, but guess what, even with that there are more than a few rooms where I am welcomed, greeted, and asked to stick around. Why? Because I talk. I make jokes, I interact with the other pervs, I care about how the girl's day is going, and generally make myself visible. You know who never gets asked to hang out? The guys who don't say a bloody thing. It's not about your tips, ok, it's about your tips, but it doesn't have to be solely about your tips. Most of the 'regulars' in a room are regulars whether they have tokes for the lady, or are just coming by to hang out. I've made a lot of friends on MFC, and not because I swing a token stick that knocks girls on their asses, but simply by talking.
Now, for the part that's bound to get me in trouble. Ladies, if you're having a rough day, and you feel like throwing a personal pity party, consider not logging into MFC. I honestly don't know how many times I've walked in on 'poor me, tip me and make my night, cause I'ma sit here and bitch until you do.' You know what that doesn't attract? Tips, talkers, and camscore. I know a number of gents that see that shit and turn the hell around, even if they like you. I could be your best friend on MFC, but if I walk in and you're in a shit mood and taking it out on everyone, or just generally being a crybaby, I'm not hanging out. Seriously, it's not cool, it's not going to help you, and it might very well prevent you from getting tips. If you get a reputation for doing this, you're very likely to see your room counts shrink until you finally should just give up.
We're all adults here, and we all know the game. Guys are there for a fantasy, some are more sensitive to having that bubble burst than others. Girls come there for the tips, and a little exhibitionist fun. That said, you have to treat it like a business to some extent, and the worst type of business, customer service. Rule one of customer service, always be happy, even when you're not, especially when you're not. If I went to my shop and ranted and raved about my problems to every potential customer I interacted with how long do you think my shop would be open? Would you bring your computer in to my shop if you knew you were going to hear about my shit day while I was helping you out? You can be the sexiest thing to have ever graced the planet, and if this is how you interact with your room, you will not last. Let's talk camscore a moment, and no, not in the 'it doesn't matter just ignore it' way. I wish that were true, I try my best to pretend that a girl's camscore doesn't matter, because I don't think it should. But let's be honest, it does matter, and while it isn't a fair system, it is the system. So here's something that camscore effects, room count. Room count is the single biggest factor in how a night is going to go, be it great, or shit. It's like the old salesmen always say, it isn't about selling to everyone you meet, it's about getting enough asses in the car to ensure that you hit the percentage. One in twenty is the conversion rate I've heard bandied about in some fields, I have no idea what it is in MFC, but I'd suspect slightly lower. Now, basics, and guests you can safely ignore. Hell, most of us that have been around more than a month do. But what you can not do is ignore a premium. I've seen it happen repeatedly, someone finally has the balls to say hello, and ten minutes later they leave because they were never acknowledged. Room count may be governed by camscore, but retention is solely YOUR responsibility. If you can't portray a welcoming environment where every potential customer is welcomed, and treated like they belong there, you are in the wrong business. I can't stress this enough. Yeah, sure, the top 50 models can ignore 99% of their room and have no consequences. They get the exposure to do so, most of you do not. If you aren't top 100 by camscore, top 100 rules don't apply to you. It isn't fair, I don't care, it's how it works.
Well, that's enough out of me for now, maybe I'll speak more later. If I offended you, good. If I gave you something to think about, good. If you think I'm an ass, good. See you on MFC, or I won't.
~Randomizer
Thank you to Mr. Random for the blog entry..
Until next time
Be Cool
Be Kind
Be Spiffy
Thursday, June 26, 2014
Wednesday, June 25, 2014
Guest Blogger #1
This is the first of what I hope will be many Guest Blogger Posts. Now time to dispense with the blah blah blah mumbo jumbo...The views and opinions expressed in this entry may or may not necessarily reflect the views of the blog owner (that being me) Now that being said on with the show..this first entry is brought to you by the enigma that is The Ghost Writer
I've been participating on MFC for over 4 years now, so consider myself to be somewhat experienced in the ways things happen around there. Not terribly difficult to conceive, you come to the site as a 'Guest' (one of those little pesky grey guys with a number attached) and that allows you to almost fully access the site and it's perks.
If you're just a casual perv, this level of 'membership' is perfect for you, you can check out all the girls and anonymously get your nut taken care of. Absolutely free!! What a deal.
Deal? I guess. It IS My FREE Cams after all. The name implies that everything around there is free.
Hate to break it to ya sunshine, nothing worth having or doing in this world is truly free.
Being a Guest is more like being the guy who puts his eye to the keyhole and hopes to catch a glimpse of something naughty, but not like you'll ever get invited into the room.
The models on MFC tend to mute the Guests pretty much automatically, and for good reason, since most of the ones that are allowed to speak tend to be little Napoleons and Hitlers... Demanding this or that, or they think they're Steven Spielberg and want to direct the show.... All rather annoying to the paying customers on MFC and the models. So good they do block them.
The next level of 'membership' is being a Basic. For this privilege you are asked to provide a valid email address and you get to choose a user name as a result. With this, you are basically no better than a guest, but a lot of models will let the Basics interact in the chat room until too many of them revert to their Guest roots and start demanding or generally be a nuisance. The reason models keep them active is the possibility of 'converting' them to actual tipping members (this rarely happens) or, to give their room the feeling of being bigger than it actually is. More numbers.
When I first found MFC, I logged in a couple of times as a Guest just to get the feel of the place, and when I found that it was somewhere I would enjoy, I went from Guest, to Basic to a full Premium member in a span of about 10 minutes.
What my biggest pet peeve is on MFC, are what I affectionately term 'Career Basics'. That is people who have been basic for a term of over a year, and in a lot of cases that I've seen, have been basic longer than the four years I've been on the site.
Why MFC allows people to take advantage of their services and bandwidth for so long without paying is really beyond me. I've seen other sites that allow you to 'preview' the site for less than a day without paying then you're cut off and need to reapply with a different email address AND IP address so as not to waste system resources on non-payers.
Other sites give you 15-30 minutes to join before they cut off your access to cams.
Totally the right way to run things, if you ask me. If Leo (owner and head Admin of MFC) and his minions of evil would pay attention, they'd realize they could spend the money they saved on bandwidth to improving the archaic services they offer paying customers. Stuff that other sites like Chaturbate offers happily. Countdown applications so we don't have to rely on 'Cam-Girl Math' and lets the girls concentrate on being sexy instead of figuring out what 100 minus 10 is... Or 'Room Moderators' where the model can assign trusted members the right to silence malcontents. Handy during shows where the models hands might be *ahem* busy....
There are other observations I've made over my time there on MFC and I will elaborate on them as time permits in upcoming entries of the 'GhostWriter Blog'
#OneLove
Special thanks to the author for submitting this entry..
Until next time
Be Kind
Be Cool
Be Spiffy
I have a Announcement......
I QUIT!!!!!
No Just Kidding cant get rid of me that easily although by the time I do actually decide to retire lots of people may very will want to get rid of me
...The actual announcement is I am accepting submissions for Guest Blogger posts.
So pretty much if you want to write a entry drop me a line..and I will turn over a entry for you to write..
In fact the first one will be posted very shortly...I have previewed it and it's a must read in my opinion
Well That's all for my announcement...
No Just Kidding cant get rid of me that easily although by the time I do actually decide to retire lots of people may very will want to get rid of me
...The actual announcement is I am accepting submissions for Guest Blogger posts.
So pretty much if you want to write a entry drop me a line..and I will turn over a entry for you to write..
In fact the first one will be posted very shortly...I have previewed it and it's a must read in my opinion
Well That's all for my announcement...
Tuesday, June 24, 2014
Random Observations...The Second Coming..
Hello and once again welcome to Random Observations...I got a few things to say so let's get going shall we..
I think the animals of MFC have just as many fans as their respective cam girl owners do!! Take for example Spexy Ashleigh she has 4 animals and each one of them has it's own respective fan clubs...I am personally apart of Team Molson..lol..So guys and ladies if you happen to stumble across this particular blog..tell me what you think...
You all remember the date raffle wrote about correct...well I would like to give recognition to a couple models who get how a date raffle works..so go visit their profile and maybe enter a raffle or two (I am lol)
http://profiles.myfreecams.com/BridgetteXoXo
http://profiles.myfreecams.com/jenny__
Speaking of date raffles nobody has entered mine lol....are my terms and conditions too arcane and boring too planned out what is it tell me!!! lol
Moving on....
SO I have a read a couple tweets recently where guys get upset if they happen to find if a Cam girl has a girl friend..WTF seriously...who cares if they have a bf/husband significant other or what not..it's not like they are going to fall in love with and move to your city to be with you or anything..( well unless your rich and your name is Drew Carey but other wise more then likely they are not lol) I could ramble on on this subject for a while but for now I won't may be a future blog entry it may not who knows...but you guys could always give your thoughts on the subject....
SO there is one lady on MFC named Summer who is totally cute and adorable and she calls Nilla and it is she cute how she says it's like HI nillaaaaa lol (you would have to be there to hear it lol)
Anybody go on MFC during the day??? Any models you could suggest...MFc is boring during the day for the most part..
OK now imagine this career trajectory for a moment if you will..
Fitness Model
WCW Wrestler (actually to call her a wrestler would be overdoing it..valet is more like it..or T&A appeal would be more it like funny thing is she wasn't even the best T&A appeal WCW had at the time that honor would go to Stacy Keibler Torrie Wilson or even Madusa maybe)
Softcore Porn actress ( you know those late night flicks on at CineMax..the horrible cheesy ones with a crap of nudity with little or no plot to speak of)
Hard Core Porn actress
MFC Cam Girl
Ok done imagining..Good cause this is none other then Tylene Buck a.k.a Major Gunns who may be most famous for her stint in WCW with M.I.A (Misfits in Action) where after their matches they would all would lay down and she would rip off her shirt revealing her "guns" they give them CPR..
Oh yeah if you are a wrestling fan/nerd and want to ask her questions about her wrestling days you got to take her private...lol
Caption this if you will....lol ( The Non-Prize for best caption is a mention in a future blog entry and bragging rights....hey I am too broke after spending a 170.00 entering a date raffle ) (i didn't really enter by the way lol)
Well I think is all I have this time...
So yeah questions comments ideas..what not put it in the comment box...or tweet me @vanillaspiffy
Until next time constant readers
Be Kind
Be Cool
Be Spiffy
I think the animals of MFC have just as many fans as their respective cam girl owners do!! Take for example Spexy Ashleigh she has 4 animals and each one of them has it's own respective fan clubs...I am personally apart of Team Molson..lol..So guys and ladies if you happen to stumble across this particular blog..tell me what you think...
You all remember the date raffle wrote about correct...well I would like to give recognition to a couple models who get how a date raffle works..so go visit their profile and maybe enter a raffle or two (I am lol)
http://profiles.myfreecams.com/BridgetteXoXo
http://profiles.myfreecams.com/jenny__
Speaking of date raffles nobody has entered mine lol....are my terms and conditions too arcane and boring too planned out what is it tell me!!! lol
Moving on....
SO I have a read a couple tweets recently where guys get upset if they happen to find if a Cam girl has a girl friend..WTF seriously...who cares if they have a bf/husband significant other or what not..it's not like they are going to fall in love with and move to your city to be with you or anything..( well unless your rich and your name is Drew Carey but other wise more then likely they are not lol) I could ramble on on this subject for a while but for now I won't may be a future blog entry it may not who knows...but you guys could always give your thoughts on the subject....
SO there is one lady on MFC named Summer who is totally cute and adorable and she calls Nilla and it is she cute how she says it's like HI nillaaaaa lol (you would have to be there to hear it lol)
Anybody go on MFC during the day??? Any models you could suggest...MFc is boring during the day for the most part..
OK now imagine this career trajectory for a moment if you will..
Fitness Model
WCW Wrestler (actually to call her a wrestler would be overdoing it..valet is more like it..or T&A appeal would be more it like funny thing is she wasn't even the best T&A appeal WCW had at the time that honor would go to Stacy Keibler Torrie Wilson or even Madusa maybe)
Softcore Porn actress ( you know those late night flicks on at CineMax..the horrible cheesy ones with a crap of nudity with little or no plot to speak of)
Hard Core Porn actress
MFC Cam Girl
Ok done imagining..Good cause this is none other then Tylene Buck a.k.a Major Gunns who may be most famous for her stint in WCW with M.I.A (Misfits in Action) where after their matches they would all would lay down and she would rip off her shirt revealing her "guns" they give them CPR..
Oh yeah if you are a wrestling fan/nerd and want to ask her questions about her wrestling days you got to take her private...lol
Caption this if you will....lol ( The Non-Prize for best caption is a mention in a future blog entry and bragging rights....hey I am too broke after spending a 170.00 entering a date raffle ) (i didn't really enter by the way lol)
Well I think is all I have this time...
So yeah questions comments ideas..what not put it in the comment box...or tweet me @vanillaspiffy
Until next time constant readers
Be Kind
Be Cool
Be Spiffy
Thursday, June 19, 2014
Random Observations... The First Edition
Well this is the first edition of what I will call my random observations...I will try to keep to three or four but if I get on a roll I may go longer let's see where my random observations take me today...
So there is a model on MFC who when she logs off for the night has end credits....yes end credits like a movie would have..now on one hand I wanna give her major props for the creativity but on the other hand come on this is the very definition of pretentious...I mean in all seriousness why do you need end credits when a simple good bye will do and a turning off of the camera will do...besides it's not like you have a long list of people to thank..you are basically giving your self one big pat on the back..well you could thank your list of sheeple errr highest tippers as well...but they may to broke to high tip after spending money on a date raffle lol
Now on to something I hope is a total joke...and if it is not just ewwwwwwww...
There was a model offering her butt hair for the highest tip of the day...I didn't stick around to find out who it was...if she really does this well again ewwwwww gross...I will say this thou on the creativity scale if it wasn't a joke...it is a creative offering if not a gross one
The other day one of my favorite models dressed in all green looking hot as hell may I add..so us her regulars being the big dorks we are changed all of our fonts to green...yes I am easily amused so what lol
Oh yeah I met the first mfc model who can't multi task...yes really but it doesn't matter cause she is cute and is ball of energy..like the wrestler Mojo Rawley I suspect she doesn't get hyped she stays hyped..( basically meaning she has a lot of energy and is very hyper lol)
oh yeah random models PMing not cool...so yeah I had a Russian model just out of the blue pm me..and want me to go private...she logged off before I could ask her if she would take a IOU..if your going to Pm me out of the clear blue sky at least take a few minutes to get to know for crying out loud geez...it would be like me going into a models room without saying hi or tip or anything and immediately demand show Boobs bb..
Well this all I have for random observations so until next time
Be Cool
Be Kind
Be Spiffy
P.S. If your at at store please don't like your brat kids climb in the ball pit display and sit there laughing like it is the funniest thing in the world because it is NOT!!
So there is a model on MFC who when she logs off for the night has end credits....yes end credits like a movie would have..now on one hand I wanna give her major props for the creativity but on the other hand come on this is the very definition of pretentious...I mean in all seriousness why do you need end credits when a simple good bye will do and a turning off of the camera will do...besides it's not like you have a long list of people to thank..you are basically giving your self one big pat on the back..well you could thank your list of sheeple errr highest tippers as well...but they may to broke to high tip after spending money on a date raffle lol
Now on to something I hope is a total joke...and if it is not just ewwwwwwww...
There was a model offering her butt hair for the highest tip of the day...I didn't stick around to find out who it was...if she really does this well again ewwwwww gross...I will say this thou on the creativity scale if it wasn't a joke...it is a creative offering if not a gross one
The other day one of my favorite models dressed in all green looking hot as hell may I add..so us her regulars being the big dorks we are changed all of our fonts to green...yes I am easily amused so what lol
Oh yeah I met the first mfc model who can't multi task...yes really but it doesn't matter cause she is cute and is ball of energy..like the wrestler Mojo Rawley I suspect she doesn't get hyped she stays hyped..( basically meaning she has a lot of energy and is very hyper lol)
oh yeah random models PMing not cool...so yeah I had a Russian model just out of the blue pm me..and want me to go private...she logged off before I could ask her if she would take a IOU..if your going to Pm me out of the clear blue sky at least take a few minutes to get to know for crying out loud geez...it would be like me going into a models room without saying hi or tip or anything and immediately demand show Boobs bb..
Well this all I have for random observations so until next time
Be Cool
Be Kind
Be Spiffy
P.S. If your at at store please don't like your brat kids climb in the ball pit display and sit there laughing like it is the funniest thing in the world because it is NOT!!
Wednesday, June 18, 2014
I have a announcement....
Hello Spiffy People....Hope you are all doing well...
I have a announcement....
I am holding the first ever Vanilla Spiffy Date/Hangout raffle
That's right a Date/Hangout raffle..
The cost is only 10 tokens per ticket...And this is one time only so good luck and may the odds be ever in your favor..
Date Rules/Conditions Terms..blah blah blah...
The date/hangout means spending one whole day with me
It will take place where ever but more then likely San Francisco
The winner will choose when this date will be and he/she will have one full month to choose a day from. It must be on a month I'm not too busy which should be any month as I have no life (lol). Once the day is set, that is it ! I will stay at home and eagerly await your arrival . You cannot postpone the date.
The winner shall pay all travel expenses and I will pay mine
If you can't afford to pay for a trip to California maybe you shouldn't enter
Now about the Spiffy day.... As I said before this entails spending the entire day with me..since I won't be needing a motel I will gladly point out a few motels near my location where the winner can book a room...
There is the cheap no tell motel the El Ray...but they may charge by the hour if you know what I mean so it may be best to avoid that one but hey it's your call
The Hampton Inns and Suite a bit pricey but you can get a free breakfast and wifi which may be useful for some
Motel 6- it is what it is if you stayed in one motel 6 more then likely you have stayed in them all
Ramada Inn one town from where I live..you can probably get a free breakfast and free wifi
OK now with the hotel booked let's get to the details of the date
The date starts whenever I wake up and meet you at the hotel which will be at around 9 A.M (PST)
It is then we will go get breakfast no matter where you stay there are a wide variety of places to get breakfast ( I suggest bringing $6 for food)..although I will recommend avoiding Taco Bell as the waffle taco will only disappoint you..after breakfast we shall go to Starbucks to get a mildly decent cup of coffee and hang out for about talking about the meaning of life or some shit...( it is here I recommend bringing $5 as fast food coffee sucks)
After this off to the city we go...I suggest we leave the car at the motel and ride the bus and Bart into city...once we get there I will need about 10 minutes to plan our itinerary of things to do...oh wait fuck that we are going to totally wing it...want to go to Fisherman's Wharf...Done..Want to go to Pier 39 Done and Done...want to go see Alcatraz and the spot where Nic Cage stood to stop the planes from dropping the bombs?? Done Done and Done...or we could go to the Height and tour the shops or ride a cable car or the duck mobile...whatever you want to do we will...
Now at at about 1 We may start getting hungry so it will be time for lunch and this shall be the only time to buy me a meal so make it count..may I suggest Blondie's Pizza you can get a slice of pizza and drink for around $5 ( now you just spent about 2.00 entering the raffle so I totally understand if your not hungry)
After lunch it will be more of whatever you want to do...oh yes along the trip we more then likely be picking up cheesy items or if we go to the Height and walk into Amoeba a bunch of cd's and dvd's so bring back cause there is a .25 cent fee per bag..
About 6 it will be time to head back to the hotel...when we get back it will be dinner time..there is a good selection of places to eat in the area although I will politely decline Olive garden...now water is free with meals but if you want a soda or something else I will be more then happy to purchase it...oh yeah one more thing..I don't drink wine but if you do that's spiffy..after dinner if you still want to drink we can stop by any liquor store or target and buy some more booze before heading back to the motel
At the motel we can go for a quick swim in the pool or just kick it the motel room and go on MFC or talk what ever I shall leave this up to you.. End of date...
You may not sell your winning ticket...You may not exchange it for something else..this is a act of spiffiness to thank you for entering the raffle or some bullshit I am not sure of which it is lol
You don't own anything
This date is based on common sense and manners
I am not for sale-if you disrespect me or think I owe you something you shall lose you date...
I have a announcement....
I am holding the first ever Vanilla Spiffy Date/Hangout raffle
That's right a Date/Hangout raffle..
The cost is only 10 tokens per ticket...And this is one time only so good luck and may the odds be ever in your favor..
Date Rules/Conditions Terms..blah blah blah...
The date/hangout means spending one whole day with me
It will take place where ever but more then likely San Francisco
The winner will choose when this date will be and he/she will have one full month to choose a day from. It must be on a month I'm not too busy which should be any month as I have no life (lol). Once the day is set, that is it ! I will stay at home and eagerly await your arrival . You cannot postpone the date.
The winner shall pay all travel expenses and I will pay mine
If you can't afford to pay for a trip to California maybe you shouldn't enter
Now about the Spiffy day.... As I said before this entails spending the entire day with me..since I won't be needing a motel I will gladly point out a few motels near my location where the winner can book a room...
There is the cheap no tell motel the El Ray...but they may charge by the hour if you know what I mean so it may be best to avoid that one but hey it's your call
The Hampton Inns and Suite a bit pricey but you can get a free breakfast and wifi which may be useful for some
Motel 6- it is what it is if you stayed in one motel 6 more then likely you have stayed in them all
Ramada Inn one town from where I live..you can probably get a free breakfast and free wifi
OK now with the hotel booked let's get to the details of the date
The date starts whenever I wake up and meet you at the hotel which will be at around 9 A.M (PST)
It is then we will go get breakfast no matter where you stay there are a wide variety of places to get breakfast ( I suggest bringing $6 for food)..although I will recommend avoiding Taco Bell as the waffle taco will only disappoint you..after breakfast we shall go to Starbucks to get a mildly decent cup of coffee and hang out for about talking about the meaning of life or some shit...( it is here I recommend bringing $5 as fast food coffee sucks)
After this off to the city we go...I suggest we leave the car at the motel and ride the bus and Bart into city...once we get there I will need about 10 minutes to plan our itinerary of things to do...oh wait fuck that we are going to totally wing it...want to go to Fisherman's Wharf...Done..Want to go to Pier 39 Done and Done...want to go see Alcatraz and the spot where Nic Cage stood to stop the planes from dropping the bombs?? Done Done and Done...or we could go to the Height and tour the shops or ride a cable car or the duck mobile...whatever you want to do we will...
Now at at about 1 We may start getting hungry so it will be time for lunch and this shall be the only time to buy me a meal so make it count..may I suggest Blondie's Pizza you can get a slice of pizza and drink for around $5 ( now you just spent about 2.00 entering the raffle so I totally understand if your not hungry)
After lunch it will be more of whatever you want to do...oh yes along the trip we more then likely be picking up cheesy items or if we go to the Height and walk into Amoeba a bunch of cd's and dvd's so bring back cause there is a .25 cent fee per bag..
About 6 it will be time to head back to the hotel...when we get back it will be dinner time..there is a good selection of places to eat in the area although I will politely decline Olive garden...now water is free with meals but if you want a soda or something else I will be more then happy to purchase it...oh yeah one more thing..I don't drink wine but if you do that's spiffy..after dinner if you still want to drink we can stop by any liquor store or target and buy some more booze before heading back to the motel
At the motel we can go for a quick swim in the pool or just kick it the motel room and go on MFC or talk what ever I shall leave this up to you.. End of date...
You may not sell your winning ticket...You may not exchange it for something else..this is a act of spiffiness to thank you for entering the raffle or some bullshit I am not sure of which it is lol
You don't own anything
This date is based on common sense and manners
I am not for sale-if you disrespect me or think I owe you something you shall lose you date...
Tuesday, June 17, 2014
It's a Date......Raffle (that is)
*This blog entry is may or may not get me in a whole heap of trouble with a particular fan base...but you now what I don't care...I am not going to post the names of said people...but I am sure those of you who frequent MFC can figure out who I am talking about....this should be oodles of fun so let's get to it why don't we.
So I was on MFC waiting for the wonderful Ms.Penny to get done with a show ( I don't watch shows that I don't tip towards)...but anyways I was browsing the models and came across one...she is a pretty popular model on MFC and she is having a date raffle so I go look at the details and immediately one thought popped into my mind when I read it...WHAT THE FUCK??????
So let's take a look at the details of said date raffle for a moment and break it down...(Details in Bold..Thoughts in regular font)
June 2014: 2000 tokens one entry ticket. (ok we are spending $170.00 to enter..what does this get us..let's find out)
Drawing will be at the end of the month. This is one time only! Good Luck !!! (Than-You!)
Date Raffle Terms and Conditions
1. The date means spending one full day with me. (OK....)
2. It will take place at an amusement park. Also a country I choose to go to. (Amusement Parks are fun and other countries could be fun too..so far so far good)
3. The winner will choose when this date will be and he will have one full month to choose a day from. It must be on a month I'm not working on MFC. Once the day is set, that is it ! I will book a flight and a hotel and pay for them. You cannot postpone the date ! (Understandable...)
4. The winner has to pay for all his travel expences and I will pay mine. (Again understandable...)
5. If you cannot afford a trip to a a foreign country you should not buy raffle tickets. (No shit..really...)
Now about the magic day :) As I said the date means spending one full day with me. And that starts with breakfast ! I will inform the winner what hotel I booked and he can book the same hotel. I usually stay at a 4 stars hotel, not too expensive but with good reviews. ( Sorry but anything above 60.00 a night unless a company pays for it is too expensive in most peoples eyes...must be nice to pay over a hundred a night without batting a eye lash)
So if the winner chooses to stay at the same hotel he can do so. Date starts at 7 AM with breakfast and ENDS at 11 PM with some wine. When I book hotels I usually go half board so you won't have to pay for breakfast or dinner. (Good to know)
After breakfast we'll go to the snack bar and you can now spend $5 on a decent coffee cuz the one from breakfast usually sucks. (Wait I have to buy you cofffee...well I would to be nice lol)
After the 20 min coffee chat I'll go back to my room to take a shower and put some new clothes on, use some makeup and perfume and hope to be back at main entrance by 10 AM. At the park... I would like 10 min to study the park's map and see the main attractions. I'm usualy cheap and I stay in line but depending on the day we visit the park I may have to buy fast-passes so you should ready yourself with another $100 or so. (Now you want me to buy a fast pass just so you don't have to wait in line...are you buying you own and I am buying my own....I will skip buying mine thank you very much)
I'll say yes to lunch around 2 PM so until then I try to ride the scary roller coasters and cut back on inversions and steepness for at least 1 hour after lunch. If you wish not to ride with me, you can wait at the exit but I must say I would love to post some on-ride photos on my profile. So until lunch we should have : OMG, fuuuuuck, sheeeeeeeet, aaaaaaaaaa, aaaaaaaaa I don't wanna die and stuff like that. Lunch time. I know amusement parks have a lot of burgers and fries but this is the only time you can buy me food, so don't spoil it ! I'll have some salad as a starter, a beef steak - medium rare for main course and icecream or chocolate mousse for dessert. To drink, I'll just have a beer. I guess my meal will be around $60 plus a 15 percent waiter tip, in this case $9. So you could get away with $70 (maybe you're not hungry) Remember : you payed $200 for a raffle ticket, I can totaly understand if you're not hungry. (OK in most date raffles I have seen the model usually pays for the meal....and by the way what your describing as lunch is what most people call dinner..and 70.00 that is just your meal...not even including mine!!! WTF!!!!! and your like you spent $200 on a raffle ticket so you understand if I am not hungry...um what about the more then likely $3000 and up I spent on Passport (assuming you don't have one) Airfare, and hotel room up to this point, not to mention the tickets to the amusement park)
After lunch we can go to some "pay per play" games like "Baseball and Basket" or "Stand the Bottle" and you can win a prize for me. (can't tell the $ you must spend, it depends on your own ability to win) Don't worry if you don't win a prize, my luggage space is limited so I'll probably donate it to a kid. (OK let's add $20.00 bucks here...or not..)
Shops. All amusement parks have nice shops where you can buy souvenirs and I do like to buy some. I will pay for them, no worries. (Good to know)
We should leave the park around 7 PM. Back at the hotel, I'll go to my room for 30 min, maybe change clothes and meet you at the restaurant at 8 PM or so. Dinner. On a half board plan, dinner is paid but you have to buy the water. One big bottle should be enough for bouth. $5. You should also order 2 glases of whine (not a bottle). I believe one glass is $4 so you have yourself a total of $13. (Wait now I buying the drinks...can I go back to my room yet....I'm almost broke..that and I hate wine....)
Because I eat a lot and I bring to the table more food than I can handle, usualy cuz I never see so many goodies all in one place, I'm embarrassed and tip extra. You shoul leave a $20 and tell him to keep the change. (Lots of countries it is considered rude to tip I thought....and what change..the change from bringing us drinks....)
The Bar. After dinner, I end up my day with a bottle of wine. For myself. So you'll need to buy 2 bottles. (1 at a time). I don't drink cheap wine so you should have at least $100 to spare. (Now I got to pay for you to get a buzz...I don't even like wine like I said above...do they have any vodka I need something stronger by this point....)
People talk a lot with sips of wine, so we should have plenty of time to talk about our date and how brave you were on those dangerous roller coasters. End of date. - you cannot sell your winning ticket - you cannot change your prize with something else - this date is an act of gratitude for the tips raised on this raffle. You don't own anything. - the date is based on manners and common sense - I am not for sale - if you disrespect me in any way or think I owe you something, you will lose your date ( I can understand this part...but I do have to ask because life has a funny way of throwing a curve what if something unexpected comes up and Ican't make it...I am not talking anything work related but stuff like a accident or a death in the family or what not...)
Another question is what if after meeting for breakfast you totally realize that you two don't get along at all, I mean it is one thing to interact with each in a room with the girl on cam and the guys in chat but meeting up is a whole other ball game...would we be able to go our separate ways or would we stick it out which could get awkward in a hurry...Also I want to know if she would actually talk during the date or if she would play charades and write what she wants to say say with a pen and paper while music plays in the background (since every time I have seen her on cam she doesn't talk and she basically mimes and types while playing music and if that didn't totally give away who I am talking about I don't know what will...lol)
Now she did state that if we couldn't afford to travel we shouldn't enter but let's approxamate how much one would spend if one did enter and win...
$170.00 dollars for the tokens
$175.00 for passport fees (if you dont have one)
$1,200 min for the plane ticket
Let's say $150.00 min per night and your staying at least 2 nights so 300.00 there
$5.00 for the coffee
At least 100.00 for tickets to the park
$100 for fast pass
$120 for "lunch"
$20 to win her a prize
$13 for water and lasses of wine
$100 for bottles of wine
So you going to be looking at a minimum cost of around $2000 dollars and more then likely more then that...
Now let's look at another date raffle I can across..
June Cali Date Raffle
Dinner date in SoCal (LA, OC, San Diego) + Live Sexy Photo Shoot with you as the Photographer
Only 3000 tickets available
1 Ticket - 100 Tokens
5 Tickets - 444 Tokens
10 Tickets - 800 Tokens
20 Tickets - 1500 Tokens
100 Tickets - 7000 Tokens
500 Tickets - 30000 Tokens
100 tokens a ticket!! That's a bargain baby!!! And the best part is it was straight and to the point and not lie having to read War and Peace....
I was in the models room and questions were being asked about it and I asked where would we be eating and the model who by the way I may add is hot as hell and seems like a total sweetheart even if she is a bit on the wild side said she didn't now..
So I jokingly said..I'd take her to Chuck E. Cheese ( long standing joke I have with a few models since I have a little cousin and have a crap ton of Chuck E. Cheese tokens laying around..someday I will find a model who will take Chuck E. Cheese tokens) and the funny part is she got excited and said hell yeah that or Dave and Buster's and play all the games.. I'd try like hell to win enough tickets to get her a super spiffy prize :)
then after dinner you get to be a photographer for a photo shoot. That to me sounds like a super spiffy time if you ask me...
So let's see cost for this date
$11 dollars for tokens to enter
$75 for dinner (for two people I may add)
$80 for transportation (I'd be riding megabus...don't drive lol)
$70 for one night hotel (optional depending on how I feel lol)
$100 (for what ever..drinks..snacks...etc...
I can escape this date only spending around $350...what a steal of a deal!!!!!
Well that about ends my thoughts for now...add your comments..bitching..threats..concerns good or bad in the comment section it's there somewhere lol ....what not and I will answer them or something later...
So until next time since I don't have closing credits in my blog (another blog entry coming soon)
I am just going to say
Be Cool
Be Kind
Be Spiffy
So I was on MFC waiting for the wonderful Ms.Penny to get done with a show ( I don't watch shows that I don't tip towards)...but anyways I was browsing the models and came across one...she is a pretty popular model on MFC and she is having a date raffle so I go look at the details and immediately one thought popped into my mind when I read it...WHAT THE FUCK??????
So let's take a look at the details of said date raffle for a moment and break it down...(Details in Bold..Thoughts in regular font)
June 2014: 2000 tokens one entry ticket. (ok we are spending $170.00 to enter..what does this get us..let's find out)
Drawing will be at the end of the month. This is one time only! Good Luck !!! (Than-You!)
Date Raffle Terms and Conditions
1. The date means spending one full day with me. (OK....)
2. It will take place at an amusement park. Also a country I choose to go to. (Amusement Parks are fun and other countries could be fun too..so far so far good)
3. The winner will choose when this date will be and he will have one full month to choose a day from. It must be on a month I'm not working on MFC. Once the day is set, that is it ! I will book a flight and a hotel and pay for them. You cannot postpone the date ! (Understandable...)
4. The winner has to pay for all his travel expences and I will pay mine. (Again understandable...)
5. If you cannot afford a trip to a a foreign country you should not buy raffle tickets. (No shit..really...)
Now about the magic day :) As I said the date means spending one full day with me. And that starts with breakfast ! I will inform the winner what hotel I booked and he can book the same hotel. I usually stay at a 4 stars hotel, not too expensive but with good reviews. ( Sorry but anything above 60.00 a night unless a company pays for it is too expensive in most peoples eyes...must be nice to pay over a hundred a night without batting a eye lash)
So if the winner chooses to stay at the same hotel he can do so. Date starts at 7 AM with breakfast and ENDS at 11 PM with some wine. When I book hotels I usually go half board so you won't have to pay for breakfast or dinner. (Good to know)
After breakfast we'll go to the snack bar and you can now spend $5 on a decent coffee cuz the one from breakfast usually sucks. (Wait I have to buy you cofffee...well I would to be nice lol)
After the 20 min coffee chat I'll go back to my room to take a shower and put some new clothes on, use some makeup and perfume and hope to be back at main entrance by 10 AM. At the park... I would like 10 min to study the park's map and see the main attractions. I'm usualy cheap and I stay in line but depending on the day we visit the park I may have to buy fast-passes so you should ready yourself with another $100 or so. (Now you want me to buy a fast pass just so you don't have to wait in line...are you buying you own and I am buying my own....I will skip buying mine thank you very much)
I'll say yes to lunch around 2 PM so until then I try to ride the scary roller coasters and cut back on inversions and steepness for at least 1 hour after lunch. If you wish not to ride with me, you can wait at the exit but I must say I would love to post some on-ride photos on my profile. So until lunch we should have : OMG, fuuuuuck, sheeeeeeeet, aaaaaaaaaa, aaaaaaaaa I don't wanna die and stuff like that. Lunch time. I know amusement parks have a lot of burgers and fries but this is the only time you can buy me food, so don't spoil it ! I'll have some salad as a starter, a beef steak - medium rare for main course and icecream or chocolate mousse for dessert. To drink, I'll just have a beer. I guess my meal will be around $60 plus a 15 percent waiter tip, in this case $9. So you could get away with $70 (maybe you're not hungry) Remember : you payed $200 for a raffle ticket, I can totaly understand if you're not hungry. (OK in most date raffles I have seen the model usually pays for the meal....and by the way what your describing as lunch is what most people call dinner..and 70.00 that is just your meal...not even including mine!!! WTF!!!!! and your like you spent $200 on a raffle ticket so you understand if I am not hungry...um what about the more then likely $3000 and up I spent on Passport (assuming you don't have one) Airfare, and hotel room up to this point, not to mention the tickets to the amusement park)
After lunch we can go to some "pay per play" games like "Baseball and Basket" or "Stand the Bottle" and you can win a prize for me. (can't tell the $ you must spend, it depends on your own ability to win) Don't worry if you don't win a prize, my luggage space is limited so I'll probably donate it to a kid. (OK let's add $20.00 bucks here...or not..)
Shops. All amusement parks have nice shops where you can buy souvenirs and I do like to buy some. I will pay for them, no worries. (Good to know)
We should leave the park around 7 PM. Back at the hotel, I'll go to my room for 30 min, maybe change clothes and meet you at the restaurant at 8 PM or so. Dinner. On a half board plan, dinner is paid but you have to buy the water. One big bottle should be enough for bouth. $5. You should also order 2 glases of whine (not a bottle). I believe one glass is $4 so you have yourself a total of $13. (Wait now I buying the drinks...can I go back to my room yet....I'm almost broke..that and I hate wine....)
Because I eat a lot and I bring to the table more food than I can handle, usualy cuz I never see so many goodies all in one place, I'm embarrassed and tip extra. You shoul leave a $20 and tell him to keep the change. (Lots of countries it is considered rude to tip I thought....and what change..the change from bringing us drinks....)
The Bar. After dinner, I end up my day with a bottle of wine. For myself. So you'll need to buy 2 bottles. (1 at a time). I don't drink cheap wine so you should have at least $100 to spare. (Now I got to pay for you to get a buzz...I don't even like wine like I said above...do they have any vodka I need something stronger by this point....)
People talk a lot with sips of wine, so we should have plenty of time to talk about our date and how brave you were on those dangerous roller coasters. End of date. - you cannot sell your winning ticket - you cannot change your prize with something else - this date is an act of gratitude for the tips raised on this raffle. You don't own anything. - the date is based on manners and common sense - I am not for sale - if you disrespect me in any way or think I owe you something, you will lose your date ( I can understand this part...but I do have to ask because life has a funny way of throwing a curve what if something unexpected comes up and Ican't make it...I am not talking anything work related but stuff like a accident or a death in the family or what not...)
Another question is what if after meeting for breakfast you totally realize that you two don't get along at all, I mean it is one thing to interact with each in a room with the girl on cam and the guys in chat but meeting up is a whole other ball game...would we be able to go our separate ways or would we stick it out which could get awkward in a hurry...Also I want to know if she would actually talk during the date or if she would play charades and write what she wants to say say with a pen and paper while music plays in the background (since every time I have seen her on cam she doesn't talk and she basically mimes and types while playing music and if that didn't totally give away who I am talking about I don't know what will...lol)
Now she did state that if we couldn't afford to travel we shouldn't enter but let's approxamate how much one would spend if one did enter and win...
$170.00 dollars for the tokens
$175.00 for passport fees (if you dont have one)
$1,200 min for the plane ticket
Let's say $150.00 min per night and your staying at least 2 nights so 300.00 there
$5.00 for the coffee
At least 100.00 for tickets to the park
$100 for fast pass
$120 for "lunch"
$20 to win her a prize
$13 for water and lasses of wine
$100 for bottles of wine
So you going to be looking at a minimum cost of around $2000 dollars and more then likely more then that...
Now let's look at another date raffle I can across..
June Cali Date Raffle
Dinner date in SoCal (LA, OC, San Diego) + Live Sexy Photo Shoot with you as the Photographer
Only 3000 tickets available
1 Ticket - 100 Tokens
5 Tickets - 444 Tokens
10 Tickets - 800 Tokens
20 Tickets - 1500 Tokens
100 Tickets - 7000 Tokens
500 Tickets - 30000 Tokens
100 tokens a ticket!! That's a bargain baby!!! And the best part is it was straight and to the point and not lie having to read War and Peace....
I was in the models room and questions were being asked about it and I asked where would we be eating and the model who by the way I may add is hot as hell and seems like a total sweetheart even if she is a bit on the wild side said she didn't now..
So I jokingly said..I'd take her to Chuck E. Cheese ( long standing joke I have with a few models since I have a little cousin and have a crap ton of Chuck E. Cheese tokens laying around..someday I will find a model who will take Chuck E. Cheese tokens) and the funny part is she got excited and said hell yeah that or Dave and Buster's and play all the games.. I'd try like hell to win enough tickets to get her a super spiffy prize :)
then after dinner you get to be a photographer for a photo shoot. That to me sounds like a super spiffy time if you ask me...
So let's see cost for this date
$11 dollars for tokens to enter
$75 for dinner (for two people I may add)
$80 for transportation (I'd be riding megabus...don't drive lol)
$70 for one night hotel (optional depending on how I feel lol)
$100 (for what ever..drinks..snacks...etc...
I can escape this date only spending around $350...what a steal of a deal!!!!!
Well that about ends my thoughts for now...add your comments..bitching..threats..concerns good or bad in the comment section it's there somewhere lol ....what not and I will answer them or something later...
So until next time since I don't have closing credits in my blog (another blog entry coming soon)
I am just going to say
Be Cool
Be Kind
Be Spiffy
Friday, May 23, 2014
Friday Night Blogging
Well here we are on a Friday and I am sitting at home what else is new lol
Just sitting here drinking some sweet tea and browsing the ladies at MyGirlFund...I have no credits at the moment so I can't do much til payday thou lol
I was thinking about who my favorite girl was at MGF and well I dunno there are so many spiffy ladies there lol.
One of my external hard drive decided to die...about 2tb of movies and tv gone bye bye...and of course I ain't got the money to see if they can been recovered...lol
Oh yeah I got a raise at work a whole whopping .16 cents yipppee!!!!
I am slowly getting back into the swing of things back on twitter and stuff..I just needed a bit of time away from social media me thinks...
So it's Memorial Day this Monday...I have to work but at least it's all time and a half.
I was thinking for all of 5 seconds of starting to share my blog on facebook but there are people there I don't want seeing stuff I write so yeah I am not sharing on there lol.
The Bloggr app is pretty if I say so myself.
Well that is about all there is to say at the moment...so until next time spiffy people
Peace Love and Apple Jacks!
Sunday, May 18, 2014
Chasing a Mystery
Well it's been a while since I posted anything in here... I don't even know where to begin...
I think I am going to write at least 2 times a week
I just dont have it in me to write daily like I did during my swydm days heck I would write 2 to 3 times a day back then..
Well when I have something to talk about I shall be back til next time...
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