Thursday, June 26, 2014
Wednesday, June 25, 2014
Guest Blogger #1
This is the first of what I hope will be many Guest Blogger Posts. Now time to dispense with the blah blah blah mumbo jumbo...The views and opinions expressed in this entry may or may not necessarily reflect the views of the blog owner (that being me) Now that being said on with the show..this first entry is brought to you by the enigma that is The Ghost Writer
I've been participating on MFC for over 4 years now, so consider myself to be somewhat experienced in the ways things happen around there. Not terribly difficult to conceive, you come to the site as a 'Guest' (one of those little pesky grey guys with a number attached) and that allows you to almost fully access the site and it's perks.
If you're just a casual perv, this level of 'membership' is perfect for you, you can check out all the girls and anonymously get your nut taken care of. Absolutely free!! What a deal.
Deal? I guess. It IS My FREE Cams after all. The name implies that everything around there is free.
Hate to break it to ya sunshine, nothing worth having or doing in this world is truly free.
Being a Guest is more like being the guy who puts his eye to the keyhole and hopes to catch a glimpse of something naughty, but not like you'll ever get invited into the room.
The models on MFC tend to mute the Guests pretty much automatically, and for good reason, since most of the ones that are allowed to speak tend to be little Napoleons and Hitlers... Demanding this or that, or they think they're Steven Spielberg and want to direct the show.... All rather annoying to the paying customers on MFC and the models. So good they do block them.
The next level of 'membership' is being a Basic. For this privilege you are asked to provide a valid email address and you get to choose a user name as a result. With this, you are basically no better than a guest, but a lot of models will let the Basics interact in the chat room until too many of them revert to their Guest roots and start demanding or generally be a nuisance. The reason models keep them active is the possibility of 'converting' them to actual tipping members (this rarely happens) or, to give their room the feeling of being bigger than it actually is. More numbers.
When I first found MFC, I logged in a couple of times as a Guest just to get the feel of the place, and when I found that it was somewhere I would enjoy, I went from Guest, to Basic to a full Premium member in a span of about 10 minutes.
What my biggest pet peeve is on MFC, are what I affectionately term 'Career Basics'. That is people who have been basic for a term of over a year, and in a lot of cases that I've seen, have been basic longer than the four years I've been on the site.
Why MFC allows people to take advantage of their services and bandwidth for so long without paying is really beyond me. I've seen other sites that allow you to 'preview' the site for less than a day without paying then you're cut off and need to reapply with a different email address AND IP address so as not to waste system resources on non-payers.
Other sites give you 15-30 minutes to join before they cut off your access to cams.
Totally the right way to run things, if you ask me. If Leo (owner and head Admin of MFC) and his minions of evil would pay attention, they'd realize they could spend the money they saved on bandwidth to improving the archaic services they offer paying customers. Stuff that other sites like Chaturbate offers happily. Countdown applications so we don't have to rely on 'Cam-Girl Math' and lets the girls concentrate on being sexy instead of figuring out what 100 minus 10 is... Or 'Room Moderators' where the model can assign trusted members the right to silence malcontents. Handy during shows where the models hands might be *ahem* busy....
There are other observations I've made over my time there on MFC and I will elaborate on them as time permits in upcoming entries of the 'GhostWriter Blog'
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Special thanks to the author for submitting this entry..
Until next time
Be Kind
Be Cool
Be Spiffy
I have a Announcement......
I QUIT!!!!!
No Just Kidding cant get rid of me that easily although by the time I do actually decide to retire lots of people may very will want to get rid of me
...The actual announcement is I am accepting submissions for Guest Blogger posts.
So pretty much if you want to write a entry drop me a line..and I will turn over a entry for you to write..
In fact the first one will be posted very shortly...I have previewed it and it's a must read in my opinion
Well That's all for my announcement...
No Just Kidding cant get rid of me that easily although by the time I do actually decide to retire lots of people may very will want to get rid of me
...The actual announcement is I am accepting submissions for Guest Blogger posts.
So pretty much if you want to write a entry drop me a line..and I will turn over a entry for you to write..
In fact the first one will be posted very shortly...I have previewed it and it's a must read in my opinion
Well That's all for my announcement...
Tuesday, June 24, 2014
Random Observations...The Second Coming..
Hello and once again welcome to Random Observations...I got a few things to say so let's get going shall we..
I think the animals of MFC have just as many fans as their respective cam girl owners do!! Take for example Spexy Ashleigh she has 4 animals and each one of them has it's own respective fan clubs...I am personally apart of Team Molson..lol..So guys and ladies if you happen to stumble across this particular blog..tell me what you think...
You all remember the date raffle wrote about correct...well I would like to give recognition to a couple models who get how a date raffle works..so go visit their profile and maybe enter a raffle or two (I am lol)
http://profiles.myfreecams.com/BridgetteXoXo
http://profiles.myfreecams.com/jenny__
Speaking of date raffles nobody has entered mine lol....are my terms and conditions too arcane and boring too planned out what is it tell me!!! lol
Moving on....
SO I have a read a couple tweets recently where guys get upset if they happen to find if a Cam girl has a girl friend..WTF seriously...who cares if they have a bf/husband significant other or what not..it's not like they are going to fall in love with and move to your city to be with you or anything..( well unless your rich and your name is Drew Carey but other wise more then likely they are not lol) I could ramble on on this subject for a while but for now I won't may be a future blog entry it may not who knows...but you guys could always give your thoughts on the subject....
SO there is one lady on MFC named Summer who is totally cute and adorable and she calls Nilla and it is she cute how she says it's like HI nillaaaaa lol (you would have to be there to hear it lol)
Anybody go on MFC during the day??? Any models you could suggest...MFc is boring during the day for the most part..
OK now imagine this career trajectory for a moment if you will..
Fitness Model
WCW Wrestler (actually to call her a wrestler would be overdoing it..valet is more like it..or T&A appeal would be more it like funny thing is she wasn't even the best T&A appeal WCW had at the time that honor would go to Stacy Keibler Torrie Wilson or even Madusa maybe)
Softcore Porn actress ( you know those late night flicks on at CineMax..the horrible cheesy ones with a crap of nudity with little or no plot to speak of)
Hard Core Porn actress
MFC Cam Girl
Ok done imagining..Good cause this is none other then Tylene Buck a.k.a Major Gunns who may be most famous for her stint in WCW with M.I.A (Misfits in Action) where after their matches they would all would lay down and she would rip off her shirt revealing her "guns" they give them CPR..
Oh yeah if you are a wrestling fan/nerd and want to ask her questions about her wrestling days you got to take her private...lol
Caption this if you will....lol ( The Non-Prize for best caption is a mention in a future blog entry and bragging rights....hey I am too broke after spending a 170.00 entering a date raffle ) (i didn't really enter by the way lol)
Well I think is all I have this time...
So yeah questions comments ideas..what not put it in the comment box...or tweet me @vanillaspiffy
Until next time constant readers
Be Kind
Be Cool
Be Spiffy
I think the animals of MFC have just as many fans as their respective cam girl owners do!! Take for example Spexy Ashleigh she has 4 animals and each one of them has it's own respective fan clubs...I am personally apart of Team Molson..lol..So guys and ladies if you happen to stumble across this particular blog..tell me what you think...
You all remember the date raffle wrote about correct...well I would like to give recognition to a couple models who get how a date raffle works..so go visit their profile and maybe enter a raffle or two (I am lol)
http://profiles.myfreecams.com/BridgetteXoXo
http://profiles.myfreecams.com/jenny__
Speaking of date raffles nobody has entered mine lol....are my terms and conditions too arcane and boring too planned out what is it tell me!!! lol
Moving on....
SO I have a read a couple tweets recently where guys get upset if they happen to find if a Cam girl has a girl friend..WTF seriously...who cares if they have a bf/husband significant other or what not..it's not like they are going to fall in love with and move to your city to be with you or anything..( well unless your rich and your name is Drew Carey but other wise more then likely they are not lol) I could ramble on on this subject for a while but for now I won't may be a future blog entry it may not who knows...but you guys could always give your thoughts on the subject....
SO there is one lady on MFC named Summer who is totally cute and adorable and she calls Nilla and it is she cute how she says it's like HI nillaaaaa lol (you would have to be there to hear it lol)
Anybody go on MFC during the day??? Any models you could suggest...MFc is boring during the day for the most part..
OK now imagine this career trajectory for a moment if you will..
Fitness Model
WCW Wrestler (actually to call her a wrestler would be overdoing it..valet is more like it..or T&A appeal would be more it like funny thing is she wasn't even the best T&A appeal WCW had at the time that honor would go to Stacy Keibler Torrie Wilson or even Madusa maybe)
Softcore Porn actress ( you know those late night flicks on at CineMax..the horrible cheesy ones with a crap of nudity with little or no plot to speak of)
Hard Core Porn actress
MFC Cam Girl
Ok done imagining..Good cause this is none other then Tylene Buck a.k.a Major Gunns who may be most famous for her stint in WCW with M.I.A (Misfits in Action) where after their matches they would all would lay down and she would rip off her shirt revealing her "guns" they give them CPR..
Oh yeah if you are a wrestling fan/nerd and want to ask her questions about her wrestling days you got to take her private...lol
Caption this if you will....lol ( The Non-Prize for best caption is a mention in a future blog entry and bragging rights....hey I am too broke after spending a 170.00 entering a date raffle ) (i didn't really enter by the way lol)
Well I think is all I have this time...
So yeah questions comments ideas..what not put it in the comment box...or tweet me @vanillaspiffy
Until next time constant readers
Be Kind
Be Cool
Be Spiffy
Thursday, June 19, 2014
Random Observations... The First Edition
Well this is the first edition of what I will call my random observations...I will try to keep to three or four but if I get on a roll I may go longer let's see where my random observations take me today...
So there is a model on MFC who when she logs off for the night has end credits....yes end credits like a movie would have..now on one hand I wanna give her major props for the creativity but on the other hand come on this is the very definition of pretentious...I mean in all seriousness why do you need end credits when a simple good bye will do and a turning off of the camera will do...besides it's not like you have a long list of people to thank..you are basically giving your self one big pat on the back..well you could thank your list of sheeple errr highest tippers as well...but they may to broke to high tip after spending money on a date raffle lol
Now on to something I hope is a total joke...and if it is not just ewwwwwwww...
There was a model offering her butt hair for the highest tip of the day...I didn't stick around to find out who it was...if she really does this well again ewwwwww gross...I will say this thou on the creativity scale if it wasn't a joke...it is a creative offering if not a gross one
The other day one of my favorite models dressed in all green looking hot as hell may I add..so us her regulars being the big dorks we are changed all of our fonts to green...yes I am easily amused so what lol
Oh yeah I met the first mfc model who can't multi task...yes really but it doesn't matter cause she is cute and is ball of energy..like the wrestler Mojo Rawley I suspect she doesn't get hyped she stays hyped..( basically meaning she has a lot of energy and is very hyper lol)
oh yeah random models PMing not cool...so yeah I had a Russian model just out of the blue pm me..and want me to go private...she logged off before I could ask her if she would take a IOU..if your going to Pm me out of the clear blue sky at least take a few minutes to get to know for crying out loud geez...it would be like me going into a models room without saying hi or tip or anything and immediately demand show Boobs bb..
Well this all I have for random observations so until next time
Be Cool
Be Kind
Be Spiffy
P.S. If your at at store please don't like your brat kids climb in the ball pit display and sit there laughing like it is the funniest thing in the world because it is NOT!!
So there is a model on MFC who when she logs off for the night has end credits....yes end credits like a movie would have..now on one hand I wanna give her major props for the creativity but on the other hand come on this is the very definition of pretentious...I mean in all seriousness why do you need end credits when a simple good bye will do and a turning off of the camera will do...besides it's not like you have a long list of people to thank..you are basically giving your self one big pat on the back..well you could thank your list of sheeple errr highest tippers as well...but they may to broke to high tip after spending money on a date raffle lol
Now on to something I hope is a total joke...and if it is not just ewwwwwwww...
There was a model offering her butt hair for the highest tip of the day...I didn't stick around to find out who it was...if she really does this well again ewwwwww gross...I will say this thou on the creativity scale if it wasn't a joke...it is a creative offering if not a gross one
The other day one of my favorite models dressed in all green looking hot as hell may I add..so us her regulars being the big dorks we are changed all of our fonts to green...yes I am easily amused so what lol
Oh yeah I met the first mfc model who can't multi task...yes really but it doesn't matter cause she is cute and is ball of energy..like the wrestler Mojo Rawley I suspect she doesn't get hyped she stays hyped..( basically meaning she has a lot of energy and is very hyper lol)
oh yeah random models PMing not cool...so yeah I had a Russian model just out of the blue pm me..and want me to go private...she logged off before I could ask her if she would take a IOU..if your going to Pm me out of the clear blue sky at least take a few minutes to get to know for crying out loud geez...it would be like me going into a models room without saying hi or tip or anything and immediately demand show Boobs bb..
Well this all I have for random observations so until next time
Be Cool
Be Kind
Be Spiffy
P.S. If your at at store please don't like your brat kids climb in the ball pit display and sit there laughing like it is the funniest thing in the world because it is NOT!!
Wednesday, June 18, 2014
I have a announcement....
Hello Spiffy People....Hope you are all doing well...
I have a announcement....
I am holding the first ever Vanilla Spiffy Date/Hangout raffle
That's right a Date/Hangout raffle..
The cost is only 10 tokens per ticket...And this is one time only so good luck and may the odds be ever in your favor..
Date Rules/Conditions Terms..blah blah blah...
The date/hangout means spending one whole day with me
It will take place where ever but more then likely San Francisco
The winner will choose when this date will be and he/she will have one full month to choose a day from. It must be on a month I'm not too busy which should be any month as I have no life (lol). Once the day is set, that is it ! I will stay at home and eagerly await your arrival . You cannot postpone the date.
The winner shall pay all travel expenses and I will pay mine
If you can't afford to pay for a trip to California maybe you shouldn't enter
Now about the Spiffy day.... As I said before this entails spending the entire day with me..since I won't be needing a motel I will gladly point out a few motels near my location where the winner can book a room...
There is the cheap no tell motel the El Ray...but they may charge by the hour if you know what I mean so it may be best to avoid that one but hey it's your call
The Hampton Inns and Suite a bit pricey but you can get a free breakfast and wifi which may be useful for some
Motel 6- it is what it is if you stayed in one motel 6 more then likely you have stayed in them all
Ramada Inn one town from where I live..you can probably get a free breakfast and free wifi
OK now with the hotel booked let's get to the details of the date
The date starts whenever I wake up and meet you at the hotel which will be at around 9 A.M (PST)
It is then we will go get breakfast no matter where you stay there are a wide variety of places to get breakfast ( I suggest bringing $6 for food)..although I will recommend avoiding Taco Bell as the waffle taco will only disappoint you..after breakfast we shall go to Starbucks to get a mildly decent cup of coffee and hang out for about talking about the meaning of life or some shit...( it is here I recommend bringing $5 as fast food coffee sucks)
After this off to the city we go...I suggest we leave the car at the motel and ride the bus and Bart into city...once we get there I will need about 10 minutes to plan our itinerary of things to do...oh wait fuck that we are going to totally wing it...want to go to Fisherman's Wharf...Done..Want to go to Pier 39 Done and Done...want to go see Alcatraz and the spot where Nic Cage stood to stop the planes from dropping the bombs?? Done Done and Done...or we could go to the Height and tour the shops or ride a cable car or the duck mobile...whatever you want to do we will...
Now at at about 1 We may start getting hungry so it will be time for lunch and this shall be the only time to buy me a meal so make it count..may I suggest Blondie's Pizza you can get a slice of pizza and drink for around $5 ( now you just spent about 2.00 entering the raffle so I totally understand if your not hungry)
After lunch it will be more of whatever you want to do...oh yes along the trip we more then likely be picking up cheesy items or if we go to the Height and walk into Amoeba a bunch of cd's and dvd's so bring back cause there is a .25 cent fee per bag..
About 6 it will be time to head back to the hotel...when we get back it will be dinner time..there is a good selection of places to eat in the area although I will politely decline Olive garden...now water is free with meals but if you want a soda or something else I will be more then happy to purchase it...oh yeah one more thing..I don't drink wine but if you do that's spiffy..after dinner if you still want to drink we can stop by any liquor store or target and buy some more booze before heading back to the motel
At the motel we can go for a quick swim in the pool or just kick it the motel room and go on MFC or talk what ever I shall leave this up to you.. End of date...
You may not sell your winning ticket...You may not exchange it for something else..this is a act of spiffiness to thank you for entering the raffle or some bullshit I am not sure of which it is lol
You don't own anything
This date is based on common sense and manners
I am not for sale-if you disrespect me or think I owe you something you shall lose you date...
I have a announcement....
I am holding the first ever Vanilla Spiffy Date/Hangout raffle
That's right a Date/Hangout raffle..
The cost is only 10 tokens per ticket...And this is one time only so good luck and may the odds be ever in your favor..
Date Rules/Conditions Terms..blah blah blah...
The date/hangout means spending one whole day with me
It will take place where ever but more then likely San Francisco
The winner will choose when this date will be and he/she will have one full month to choose a day from. It must be on a month I'm not too busy which should be any month as I have no life (lol). Once the day is set, that is it ! I will stay at home and eagerly await your arrival . You cannot postpone the date.
The winner shall pay all travel expenses and I will pay mine
If you can't afford to pay for a trip to California maybe you shouldn't enter
Now about the Spiffy day.... As I said before this entails spending the entire day with me..since I won't be needing a motel I will gladly point out a few motels near my location where the winner can book a room...
There is the cheap no tell motel the El Ray...but they may charge by the hour if you know what I mean so it may be best to avoid that one but hey it's your call
The Hampton Inns and Suite a bit pricey but you can get a free breakfast and wifi which may be useful for some
Motel 6- it is what it is if you stayed in one motel 6 more then likely you have stayed in them all
Ramada Inn one town from where I live..you can probably get a free breakfast and free wifi
OK now with the hotel booked let's get to the details of the date
The date starts whenever I wake up and meet you at the hotel which will be at around 9 A.M (PST)
It is then we will go get breakfast no matter where you stay there are a wide variety of places to get breakfast ( I suggest bringing $6 for food)..although I will recommend avoiding Taco Bell as the waffle taco will only disappoint you..after breakfast we shall go to Starbucks to get a mildly decent cup of coffee and hang out for about talking about the meaning of life or some shit...( it is here I recommend bringing $5 as fast food coffee sucks)
After this off to the city we go...I suggest we leave the car at the motel and ride the bus and Bart into city...once we get there I will need about 10 minutes to plan our itinerary of things to do...oh wait fuck that we are going to totally wing it...want to go to Fisherman's Wharf...Done..Want to go to Pier 39 Done and Done...want to go see Alcatraz and the spot where Nic Cage stood to stop the planes from dropping the bombs?? Done Done and Done...or we could go to the Height and tour the shops or ride a cable car or the duck mobile...whatever you want to do we will...
Now at at about 1 We may start getting hungry so it will be time for lunch and this shall be the only time to buy me a meal so make it count..may I suggest Blondie's Pizza you can get a slice of pizza and drink for around $5 ( now you just spent about 2.00 entering the raffle so I totally understand if your not hungry)
After lunch it will be more of whatever you want to do...oh yes along the trip we more then likely be picking up cheesy items or if we go to the Height and walk into Amoeba a bunch of cd's and dvd's so bring back cause there is a .25 cent fee per bag..
About 6 it will be time to head back to the hotel...when we get back it will be dinner time..there is a good selection of places to eat in the area although I will politely decline Olive garden...now water is free with meals but if you want a soda or something else I will be more then happy to purchase it...oh yeah one more thing..I don't drink wine but if you do that's spiffy..after dinner if you still want to drink we can stop by any liquor store or target and buy some more booze before heading back to the motel
At the motel we can go for a quick swim in the pool or just kick it the motel room and go on MFC or talk what ever I shall leave this up to you.. End of date...
You may not sell your winning ticket...You may not exchange it for something else..this is a act of spiffiness to thank you for entering the raffle or some bullshit I am not sure of which it is lol
You don't own anything
This date is based on common sense and manners
I am not for sale-if you disrespect me or think I owe you something you shall lose you date...
Tuesday, June 17, 2014
It's a Date......Raffle (that is)
*This blog entry is may or may not get me in a whole heap of trouble with a particular fan base...but you now what I don't care...I am not going to post the names of said people...but I am sure those of you who frequent MFC can figure out who I am talking about....this should be oodles of fun so let's get to it why don't we.
So I was on MFC waiting for the wonderful Ms.Penny to get done with a show ( I don't watch shows that I don't tip towards)...but anyways I was browsing the models and came across one...she is a pretty popular model on MFC and she is having a date raffle so I go look at the details and immediately one thought popped into my mind when I read it...WHAT THE FUCK??????
So let's take a look at the details of said date raffle for a moment and break it down...(Details in Bold..Thoughts in regular font)
June 2014: 2000 tokens one entry ticket. (ok we are spending $170.00 to enter..what does this get us..let's find out)
Drawing will be at the end of the month. This is one time only! Good Luck !!! (Than-You!)
Date Raffle Terms and Conditions
1. The date means spending one full day with me. (OK....)
2. It will take place at an amusement park. Also a country I choose to go to. (Amusement Parks are fun and other countries could be fun too..so far so far good)
3. The winner will choose when this date will be and he will have one full month to choose a day from. It must be on a month I'm not working on MFC. Once the day is set, that is it ! I will book a flight and a hotel and pay for them. You cannot postpone the date ! (Understandable...)
4. The winner has to pay for all his travel expences and I will pay mine. (Again understandable...)
5. If you cannot afford a trip to a a foreign country you should not buy raffle tickets. (No shit..really...)
Now about the magic day :) As I said the date means spending one full day with me. And that starts with breakfast ! I will inform the winner what hotel I booked and he can book the same hotel. I usually stay at a 4 stars hotel, not too expensive but with good reviews. ( Sorry but anything above 60.00 a night unless a company pays for it is too expensive in most peoples eyes...must be nice to pay over a hundred a night without batting a eye lash)
So if the winner chooses to stay at the same hotel he can do so. Date starts at 7 AM with breakfast and ENDS at 11 PM with some wine. When I book hotels I usually go half board so you won't have to pay for breakfast or dinner. (Good to know)
After breakfast we'll go to the snack bar and you can now spend $5 on a decent coffee cuz the one from breakfast usually sucks. (Wait I have to buy you cofffee...well I would to be nice lol)
After the 20 min coffee chat I'll go back to my room to take a shower and put some new clothes on, use some makeup and perfume and hope to be back at main entrance by 10 AM. At the park... I would like 10 min to study the park's map and see the main attractions. I'm usualy cheap and I stay in line but depending on the day we visit the park I may have to buy fast-passes so you should ready yourself with another $100 or so. (Now you want me to buy a fast pass just so you don't have to wait in line...are you buying you own and I am buying my own....I will skip buying mine thank you very much)
I'll say yes to lunch around 2 PM so until then I try to ride the scary roller coasters and cut back on inversions and steepness for at least 1 hour after lunch. If you wish not to ride with me, you can wait at the exit but I must say I would love to post some on-ride photos on my profile. So until lunch we should have : OMG, fuuuuuck, sheeeeeeeet, aaaaaaaaaa, aaaaaaaaa I don't wanna die and stuff like that. Lunch time. I know amusement parks have a lot of burgers and fries but this is the only time you can buy me food, so don't spoil it ! I'll have some salad as a starter, a beef steak - medium rare for main course and icecream or chocolate mousse for dessert. To drink, I'll just have a beer. I guess my meal will be around $60 plus a 15 percent waiter tip, in this case $9. So you could get away with $70 (maybe you're not hungry) Remember : you payed $200 for a raffle ticket, I can totaly understand if you're not hungry. (OK in most date raffles I have seen the model usually pays for the meal....and by the way what your describing as lunch is what most people call dinner..and 70.00 that is just your meal...not even including mine!!! WTF!!!!! and your like you spent $200 on a raffle ticket so you understand if I am not hungry...um what about the more then likely $3000 and up I spent on Passport (assuming you don't have one) Airfare, and hotel room up to this point, not to mention the tickets to the amusement park)
After lunch we can go to some "pay per play" games like "Baseball and Basket" or "Stand the Bottle" and you can win a prize for me. (can't tell the $ you must spend, it depends on your own ability to win) Don't worry if you don't win a prize, my luggage space is limited so I'll probably donate it to a kid. (OK let's add $20.00 bucks here...or not..)
Shops. All amusement parks have nice shops where you can buy souvenirs and I do like to buy some. I will pay for them, no worries. (Good to know)
We should leave the park around 7 PM. Back at the hotel, I'll go to my room for 30 min, maybe change clothes and meet you at the restaurant at 8 PM or so. Dinner. On a half board plan, dinner is paid but you have to buy the water. One big bottle should be enough for bouth. $5. You should also order 2 glases of whine (not a bottle). I believe one glass is $4 so you have yourself a total of $13. (Wait now I buying the drinks...can I go back to my room yet....I'm almost broke..that and I hate wine....)
Because I eat a lot and I bring to the table more food than I can handle, usualy cuz I never see so many goodies all in one place, I'm embarrassed and tip extra. You shoul leave a $20 and tell him to keep the change. (Lots of countries it is considered rude to tip I thought....and what change..the change from bringing us drinks....)
The Bar. After dinner, I end up my day with a bottle of wine. For myself. So you'll need to buy 2 bottles. (1 at a time). I don't drink cheap wine so you should have at least $100 to spare. (Now I got to pay for you to get a buzz...I don't even like wine like I said above...do they have any vodka I need something stronger by this point....)
People talk a lot with sips of wine, so we should have plenty of time to talk about our date and how brave you were on those dangerous roller coasters. End of date. - you cannot sell your winning ticket - you cannot change your prize with something else - this date is an act of gratitude for the tips raised on this raffle. You don't own anything. - the date is based on manners and common sense - I am not for sale - if you disrespect me in any way or think I owe you something, you will lose your date ( I can understand this part...but I do have to ask because life has a funny way of throwing a curve what if something unexpected comes up and Ican't make it...I am not talking anything work related but stuff like a accident or a death in the family or what not...)
Another question is what if after meeting for breakfast you totally realize that you two don't get along at all, I mean it is one thing to interact with each in a room with the girl on cam and the guys in chat but meeting up is a whole other ball game...would we be able to go our separate ways or would we stick it out which could get awkward in a hurry...Also I want to know if she would actually talk during the date or if she would play charades and write what she wants to say say with a pen and paper while music plays in the background (since every time I have seen her on cam she doesn't talk and she basically mimes and types while playing music and if that didn't totally give away who I am talking about I don't know what will...lol)
Now she did state that if we couldn't afford to travel we shouldn't enter but let's approxamate how much one would spend if one did enter and win...
$170.00 dollars for the tokens
$175.00 for passport fees (if you dont have one)
$1,200 min for the plane ticket
Let's say $150.00 min per night and your staying at least 2 nights so 300.00 there
$5.00 for the coffee
At least 100.00 for tickets to the park
$100 for fast pass
$120 for "lunch"
$20 to win her a prize
$13 for water and lasses of wine
$100 for bottles of wine
So you going to be looking at a minimum cost of around $2000 dollars and more then likely more then that...
Now let's look at another date raffle I can across..
June Cali Date Raffle
Dinner date in SoCal (LA, OC, San Diego) + Live Sexy Photo Shoot with you as the Photographer
Only 3000 tickets available
1 Ticket - 100 Tokens
5 Tickets - 444 Tokens
10 Tickets - 800 Tokens
20 Tickets - 1500 Tokens
100 Tickets - 7000 Tokens
500 Tickets - 30000 Tokens
100 tokens a ticket!! That's a bargain baby!!! And the best part is it was straight and to the point and not lie having to read War and Peace....
I was in the models room and questions were being asked about it and I asked where would we be eating and the model who by the way I may add is hot as hell and seems like a total sweetheart even if she is a bit on the wild side said she didn't now..
So I jokingly said..I'd take her to Chuck E. Cheese ( long standing joke I have with a few models since I have a little cousin and have a crap ton of Chuck E. Cheese tokens laying around..someday I will find a model who will take Chuck E. Cheese tokens) and the funny part is she got excited and said hell yeah that or Dave and Buster's and play all the games.. I'd try like hell to win enough tickets to get her a super spiffy prize :)
then after dinner you get to be a photographer for a photo shoot. That to me sounds like a super spiffy time if you ask me...
So let's see cost for this date
$11 dollars for tokens to enter
$75 for dinner (for two people I may add)
$80 for transportation (I'd be riding megabus...don't drive lol)
$70 for one night hotel (optional depending on how I feel lol)
$100 (for what ever..drinks..snacks...etc...
I can escape this date only spending around $350...what a steal of a deal!!!!!
Well that about ends my thoughts for now...add your comments..bitching..threats..concerns good or bad in the comment section it's there somewhere lol ....what not and I will answer them or something later...
So until next time since I don't have closing credits in my blog (another blog entry coming soon)
I am just going to say
Be Cool
Be Kind
Be Spiffy
So I was on MFC waiting for the wonderful Ms.Penny to get done with a show ( I don't watch shows that I don't tip towards)...but anyways I was browsing the models and came across one...she is a pretty popular model on MFC and she is having a date raffle so I go look at the details and immediately one thought popped into my mind when I read it...WHAT THE FUCK??????
So let's take a look at the details of said date raffle for a moment and break it down...(Details in Bold..Thoughts in regular font)
June 2014: 2000 tokens one entry ticket. (ok we are spending $170.00 to enter..what does this get us..let's find out)
Drawing will be at the end of the month. This is one time only! Good Luck !!! (Than-You!)
Date Raffle Terms and Conditions
1. The date means spending one full day with me. (OK....)
2. It will take place at an amusement park. Also a country I choose to go to. (Amusement Parks are fun and other countries could be fun too..so far so far good)
3. The winner will choose when this date will be and he will have one full month to choose a day from. It must be on a month I'm not working on MFC. Once the day is set, that is it ! I will book a flight and a hotel and pay for them. You cannot postpone the date ! (Understandable...)
4. The winner has to pay for all his travel expences and I will pay mine. (Again understandable...)
5. If you cannot afford a trip to a a foreign country you should not buy raffle tickets. (No shit..really...)
Now about the magic day :) As I said the date means spending one full day with me. And that starts with breakfast ! I will inform the winner what hotel I booked and he can book the same hotel. I usually stay at a 4 stars hotel, not too expensive but with good reviews. ( Sorry but anything above 60.00 a night unless a company pays for it is too expensive in most peoples eyes...must be nice to pay over a hundred a night without batting a eye lash)
So if the winner chooses to stay at the same hotel he can do so. Date starts at 7 AM with breakfast and ENDS at 11 PM with some wine. When I book hotels I usually go half board so you won't have to pay for breakfast or dinner. (Good to know)
After breakfast we'll go to the snack bar and you can now spend $5 on a decent coffee cuz the one from breakfast usually sucks. (Wait I have to buy you cofffee...well I would to be nice lol)
After the 20 min coffee chat I'll go back to my room to take a shower and put some new clothes on, use some makeup and perfume and hope to be back at main entrance by 10 AM. At the park... I would like 10 min to study the park's map and see the main attractions. I'm usualy cheap and I stay in line but depending on the day we visit the park I may have to buy fast-passes so you should ready yourself with another $100 or so. (Now you want me to buy a fast pass just so you don't have to wait in line...are you buying you own and I am buying my own....I will skip buying mine thank you very much)
I'll say yes to lunch around 2 PM so until then I try to ride the scary roller coasters and cut back on inversions and steepness for at least 1 hour after lunch. If you wish not to ride with me, you can wait at the exit but I must say I would love to post some on-ride photos on my profile. So until lunch we should have : OMG, fuuuuuck, sheeeeeeeet, aaaaaaaaaa, aaaaaaaaa I don't wanna die and stuff like that. Lunch time. I know amusement parks have a lot of burgers and fries but this is the only time you can buy me food, so don't spoil it ! I'll have some salad as a starter, a beef steak - medium rare for main course and icecream or chocolate mousse for dessert. To drink, I'll just have a beer. I guess my meal will be around $60 plus a 15 percent waiter tip, in this case $9. So you could get away with $70 (maybe you're not hungry) Remember : you payed $200 for a raffle ticket, I can totaly understand if you're not hungry. (OK in most date raffles I have seen the model usually pays for the meal....and by the way what your describing as lunch is what most people call dinner..and 70.00 that is just your meal...not even including mine!!! WTF!!!!! and your like you spent $200 on a raffle ticket so you understand if I am not hungry...um what about the more then likely $3000 and up I spent on Passport (assuming you don't have one) Airfare, and hotel room up to this point, not to mention the tickets to the amusement park)
After lunch we can go to some "pay per play" games like "Baseball and Basket" or "Stand the Bottle" and you can win a prize for me. (can't tell the $ you must spend, it depends on your own ability to win) Don't worry if you don't win a prize, my luggage space is limited so I'll probably donate it to a kid. (OK let's add $20.00 bucks here...or not..)
Shops. All amusement parks have nice shops where you can buy souvenirs and I do like to buy some. I will pay for them, no worries. (Good to know)
We should leave the park around 7 PM. Back at the hotel, I'll go to my room for 30 min, maybe change clothes and meet you at the restaurant at 8 PM or so. Dinner. On a half board plan, dinner is paid but you have to buy the water. One big bottle should be enough for bouth. $5. You should also order 2 glases of whine (not a bottle). I believe one glass is $4 so you have yourself a total of $13. (Wait now I buying the drinks...can I go back to my room yet....I'm almost broke..that and I hate wine....)
Because I eat a lot and I bring to the table more food than I can handle, usualy cuz I never see so many goodies all in one place, I'm embarrassed and tip extra. You shoul leave a $20 and tell him to keep the change. (Lots of countries it is considered rude to tip I thought....and what change..the change from bringing us drinks....)
The Bar. After dinner, I end up my day with a bottle of wine. For myself. So you'll need to buy 2 bottles. (1 at a time). I don't drink cheap wine so you should have at least $100 to spare. (Now I got to pay for you to get a buzz...I don't even like wine like I said above...do they have any vodka I need something stronger by this point....)
People talk a lot with sips of wine, so we should have plenty of time to talk about our date and how brave you were on those dangerous roller coasters. End of date. - you cannot sell your winning ticket - you cannot change your prize with something else - this date is an act of gratitude for the tips raised on this raffle. You don't own anything. - the date is based on manners and common sense - I am not for sale - if you disrespect me in any way or think I owe you something, you will lose your date ( I can understand this part...but I do have to ask because life has a funny way of throwing a curve what if something unexpected comes up and Ican't make it...I am not talking anything work related but stuff like a accident or a death in the family or what not...)
Another question is what if after meeting for breakfast you totally realize that you two don't get along at all, I mean it is one thing to interact with each in a room with the girl on cam and the guys in chat but meeting up is a whole other ball game...would we be able to go our separate ways or would we stick it out which could get awkward in a hurry...Also I want to know if she would actually talk during the date or if she would play charades and write what she wants to say say with a pen and paper while music plays in the background (since every time I have seen her on cam she doesn't talk and she basically mimes and types while playing music and if that didn't totally give away who I am talking about I don't know what will...lol)
Now she did state that if we couldn't afford to travel we shouldn't enter but let's approxamate how much one would spend if one did enter and win...
$170.00 dollars for the tokens
$175.00 for passport fees (if you dont have one)
$1,200 min for the plane ticket
Let's say $150.00 min per night and your staying at least 2 nights so 300.00 there
$5.00 for the coffee
At least 100.00 for tickets to the park
$100 for fast pass
$120 for "lunch"
$20 to win her a prize
$13 for water and lasses of wine
$100 for bottles of wine
So you going to be looking at a minimum cost of around $2000 dollars and more then likely more then that...
Now let's look at another date raffle I can across..
June Cali Date Raffle
Dinner date in SoCal (LA, OC, San Diego) + Live Sexy Photo Shoot with you as the Photographer
Only 3000 tickets available
1 Ticket - 100 Tokens
5 Tickets - 444 Tokens
10 Tickets - 800 Tokens
20 Tickets - 1500 Tokens
100 Tickets - 7000 Tokens
500 Tickets - 30000 Tokens
100 tokens a ticket!! That's a bargain baby!!! And the best part is it was straight and to the point and not lie having to read War and Peace....
I was in the models room and questions were being asked about it and I asked where would we be eating and the model who by the way I may add is hot as hell and seems like a total sweetheart even if she is a bit on the wild side said she didn't now..
So I jokingly said..I'd take her to Chuck E. Cheese ( long standing joke I have with a few models since I have a little cousin and have a crap ton of Chuck E. Cheese tokens laying around..someday I will find a model who will take Chuck E. Cheese tokens) and the funny part is she got excited and said hell yeah that or Dave and Buster's and play all the games.. I'd try like hell to win enough tickets to get her a super spiffy prize :)
then after dinner you get to be a photographer for a photo shoot. That to me sounds like a super spiffy time if you ask me...
So let's see cost for this date
$11 dollars for tokens to enter
$75 for dinner (for two people I may add)
$80 for transportation (I'd be riding megabus...don't drive lol)
$70 for one night hotel (optional depending on how I feel lol)
$100 (for what ever..drinks..snacks...etc...
I can escape this date only spending around $350...what a steal of a deal!!!!!
Well that about ends my thoughts for now...add your comments..bitching..threats..concerns good or bad in the comment section it's there somewhere lol ....what not and I will answer them or something later...
So until next time since I don't have closing credits in my blog (another blog entry coming soon)
I am just going to say
Be Cool
Be Kind
Be Spiffy
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