Wednesday, June 18, 2014

I have a announcement....

Hello Spiffy People....Hope you are all doing well...

I have a announcement....

I am holding the first ever Vanilla Spiffy Date/Hangout raffle

That's right a Date/Hangout raffle..

The cost is only 10 tokens per ticket...And this is one time only so good luck and may the odds be ever in your favor..

Date Rules/Conditions Terms..blah blah blah...

The date/hangout means spending one whole day with me

It will take place where ever but more then likely San Francisco

The winner will choose when this date will be and he/she  will have one full month to choose a day from. It must be on a month I'm not too busy which should be any month as I have no life (lol). Once the day is set, that is it ! I will stay at home and eagerly await your arrival . You cannot postpone the date.

The winner shall pay all travel expenses and I will pay mine

If you can't afford to pay for a trip to California maybe you shouldn't enter

Now about the Spiffy day.... As I said before this entails spending the entire day with me..since I won't be needing a motel I will gladly point out a few motels near my location where the winner can book a room...

There is the cheap no tell motel the El Ray...but they may charge by the hour if you know what I mean so it may be best to avoid that one but hey it's your call

The Hampton Inns and Suite a bit pricey but you can get a free breakfast and wifi which may be useful for some

Motel 6- it is what it is if you stayed in one motel 6 more then likely you have stayed in them all

Ramada Inn one town from where I live..you can probably get a free breakfast and free wifi

OK now with the hotel booked let's get to the details of the date

The date starts whenever I wake up and meet you at the hotel which will be at around 9 A.M (PST)

It is then we will go get breakfast no matter where you stay there are a wide variety of places to get breakfast ( I suggest bringing $6 for food)..although I will recommend avoiding Taco Bell as the waffle taco will only disappoint you..after breakfast we shall go to Starbucks to get a mildly decent cup of coffee and hang out for about talking about the meaning of life or some shit...( it is here I recommend bringing $5 as fast food coffee sucks)

After this off to the city we go...I suggest we leave the car at the motel and ride the bus and Bart into city...once we get there I will need about 10 minutes to plan our itinerary of things to do...oh wait fuck that we are going to totally wing it...want to go to Fisherman's Wharf...Done..Want to go to Pier 39 Done and Done...want to go see Alcatraz and the spot where Nic Cage stood to stop the planes from dropping the bombs?? Done Done and Done...or we could go to the Height and tour the shops or ride a cable car or the duck mobile...whatever you want to do we will...

Now at at about 1 We may start getting hungry so it will be time for lunch and this shall be the only time to buy me a meal so make it count..may I suggest Blondie's Pizza you can get a slice of pizza and drink for around $5 ( now you just spent about 2.00 entering the raffle so I totally  understand if your not hungry)

After lunch it will be more of whatever you want to do...oh yes along the trip we more then likely be picking up cheesy items or if we go to the Height and walk into Amoeba a bunch of cd's and dvd's so bring back cause there is  a .25 cent fee per bag..

About 6 it will be time to head back to the hotel...when we get back it will be dinner time..there is a good selection of places to eat in the area although I will politely decline Olive garden...now water is free with meals but if you want a soda or something else I will be more then happy to purchase it...oh yeah one more thing..I don't drink wine but if you do that's spiffy..after dinner if you still want to drink we can stop by any liquor store or target and buy some more booze before heading back to the motel

At the motel we can go for a quick swim in the pool or just kick it the motel room and go on MFC or talk what ever I shall leave this up to you.. End of date...

You may not sell your winning ticket...You may not exchange it for something else..this is a act of spiffiness to thank you for entering the raffle or some bullshit I am not sure of which it is lol

You don't own anything

This date is based on common sense and manners

I am not for sale-if you disrespect me or think I owe you something you shall lose you date...








1 comment:

  1. What're my chances of you putting out at the motel room? Might have to enter this one... (lolz)

    ~Random

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