It's a Date......Raffle (that is)

*This blog entry is may or may not get me in a whole heap of trouble with a particular fan base...but you now what I don't care...I am not going to post the names of said people...but I am sure those of you who frequent MFC can figure out who I am talking about....this should be oodles of fun so let's get to it why don't we.

So I was on MFC waiting for the wonderful Ms.Penny to get done with a show ( I don't watch shows that I don't tip towards)...but anyways I was browsing the models and came across one...she is a pretty popular model on MFC and she is having a date raffle so I go look at the details and immediately one thought popped into my mind when I read it...WHAT THE FUCK??????

So let's take a look at the details of said date raffle for a moment and break it down...(Details in Bold..Thoughts in regular font)

June 2014: 2000 tokens one entry ticket. (ok we are spending $170.00 to enter..what does this get us..let's find out)
 Drawing will be at the end of the month. This is one time only! Good Luck !!! (Than-You!)
 Date Raffle Terms and Conditions 
1. The date means spending one full day with me. (OK....)
 2. It will take place at an amusement park. Also a country I choose to go to. (Amusement Parks are fun and other countries could be fun too..so far so far good)
 3. The winner will choose when this date will be and he will have one full month to choose a day from. It must be on a month I'm not working on MFC. Once the day is set, that is it ! I will book a flight and a hotel and pay for them. You cannot postpone the date ! (Understandable...)

 4. The winner has to pay for all his travel expences and I will pay mine. (Again understandable...)

 5. If you cannot afford a trip to a a foreign country you should not buy raffle tickets. (No shit..really...)
 Now about the magic day :) As I said the date means spending one full day with me. And that starts with breakfast ! I will inform the winner what hotel I booked and he can book the same hotel. I usually stay at a 4 stars hotel, not too expensive but with good reviews. ( Sorry but anything above 60.00 a night unless a company pays for it is too expensive in most peoples eyes...must be nice to pay over a hundred a night without batting a eye lash)

 So if the winner chooses to stay at the same hotel he can do so. Date starts at 7 AM with breakfast and ENDS at 11 PM with some wine. When I book hotels I usually go half board so you won't have to pay for breakfast or dinner. (Good to know)

 After breakfast we'll go to the snack bar and you can now spend $5 on a decent coffee cuz the one from breakfast usually sucks. (Wait I have to buy you cofffee...well I would to be nice lol)

 After the 20 min coffee chat I'll go back to my room to take a shower and put some new clothes on, use some makeup and perfume and hope to be back at main entrance by 10 AM. At the park... I would like 10 min to study the park's map and see the main attractions. I'm usualy cheap and I stay in line but depending on the day we visit the park I may have to buy fast-passes so you should ready yourself with another $100 or so. (Now you want me to buy a fast pass just so you don't have to wait in line...are you buying you own and I am buying my own....I will skip buying mine thank you very much)

 I'll say yes to lunch around 2 PM so until then I try to ride the scary roller coasters and cut back on inversions and steepness for at least 1 hour after lunch. If you wish not to ride with me, you can wait at the exit but I must say I would love to post some on-ride photos on my profile. So until lunch we should have : OMG, fuuuuuck, sheeeeeeeet, aaaaaaaaaa, aaaaaaaaa I don't wanna die and stuff like that. Lunch time. I know amusement parks have a lot of burgers and fries but this is the only time you can buy me food, so don't spoil it ! I'll have some salad as a starter, a beef steak - medium rare for main course and icecream or chocolate mousse for dessert. To drink, I'll just have a beer. I guess my meal will be around $60 plus a 15 percent waiter tip, in this case $9. So you could get away with $70 (maybe you're not hungry) Remember : you payed $200 for a raffle ticket, I can totaly understand if you're not hungry. (OK in most date raffles I have seen the model usually pays for the meal....and by the way what your describing as lunch is what most people call dinner..and 70.00 that is just your meal...not even including mine!!! WTF!!!!! and your like you spent $200 on a raffle ticket so you understand if I am not hungry...um what about the more then likely $3000 and up I spent on Passport (assuming you don't have one) Airfare, and hotel room up to this point, not to mention the tickets to the amusement park)

 After lunch we can go to some "pay per play" games like "Baseball and Basket" or "Stand the Bottle" and you can win a prize for me. (can't tell the $ you must spend, it depends on your own ability to win) Don't worry if you don't win a prize, my luggage space is limited so I'll probably donate it to a kid. (OK let's add $20.00 bucks here...or not..)

 Shops. All amusement parks have nice shops where you can buy souvenirs and I do like to buy some. I will pay for them, no worries. (Good to know)

 We should leave the park around 7 PM. Back at the hotel, I'll go to my room for 30 min, maybe change clothes and meet you at the restaurant at 8 PM or so. Dinner. On a half board plan, dinner is paid but you have to buy the water. One big bottle should be enough for bouth. $5. You should also order 2 glases of whine (not a bottle). I believe one glass is $4 so you have yourself a total of $13. (Wait now I buying the drinks...can I go back to my room yet....I'm almost broke..that and I hate wine....)

 Because I eat a lot and I bring to the table more food than I can handle, usualy cuz I never see so many goodies all in one place, I'm embarrassed and tip extra. You shoul leave a $20 and tell him to keep the change. (Lots of countries it is considered rude to tip I thought....and what change..the change from bringing us drinks....)

 The Bar. After dinner, I end up my day with a bottle of wine. For myself. So you'll need to buy 2 bottles. (1 at a time). I don't drink cheap wine so you should have at least $100 to spare. (Now I got to pay for you to get a buzz...I don't even like wine like I said above...do they have any vodka I need something stronger by this point....)

 People talk a lot with sips of wine, so we should have plenty of time to talk about our date and how brave you were on those dangerous roller coasters. End of date. - you cannot sell your winning ticket - you cannot change your prize with something else - this date is an act of gratitude for the tips raised on this raffle. You don't own anything. - the date is based on manners and common sense - I am not for sale - if you disrespect me in any way or think I owe you something, you will lose your date ( I can understand this part...but I do have to ask because life has a funny way of throwing a curve what if something unexpected comes up and Ican't make it...I am not talking anything work related but stuff like a accident or a death in the family or what not...)

Another question is what if after meeting for breakfast you totally realize that you two don't get along at all, I mean it is one thing to interact with each in a room with the girl on cam and the guys in chat but meeting up is a whole other ball game...would we be able to go our separate ways or would we stick it out which could get awkward in a hurry...Also I want to know if she would actually talk during the date or if she would play charades and write what she wants to say say with a pen and paper while music plays in the background (since every time I have seen her on cam she doesn't talk and she basically mimes and types while playing music and if that didn't totally give away who I am talking about I don't know what will...lol)

Now she did state that if we couldn't afford to travel we shouldn't enter but let's approxamate how much one would spend if one did enter and win...

$170.00 dollars for the tokens
$175.00 for passport fees (if you dont have one)
$1,200 min for the plane ticket
Let's say $150.00 min per night and your staying at least 2 nights so 300.00 there
$5.00 for the coffee
At least 100.00 for tickets to the park
$100 for fast pass
$120 for "lunch"
$20 to win her a prize
$13 for water and lasses of wine
$100 for bottles of wine

So you going to be looking at a minimum cost of around $2000 dollars and more then likely more then that...

Now let's look at another date raffle I can across..

June Cali Date Raffle

Dinner date in SoCal (LA, OC, San Diego) + Live Sexy Photo Shoot with you as the Photographer 
Only 3000 tickets available 
1 Ticket - 100 Tokens 
5 Tickets - 444 Tokens 
10 Tickets - 800 Tokens 
20 Tickets - 1500 Tokens 
100 Tickets - 7000 Tokens 
500 Tickets - 30000 Tokens

100 tokens a ticket!! That's a bargain baby!!! And the best part is it was straight and to the point and not lie having to read War and Peace....

I was in the models room and questions were being asked about it and I asked where would we be eating and the model who by the way I may add is hot as hell and seems like a total sweetheart even if she is a bit on the wild side said she didn't now..

So I jokingly said..I'd take her to Chuck E. Cheese ( long standing joke I have with a few models since I have a little cousin and have a crap ton of Chuck E. Cheese tokens laying around..someday I will find a model who will take Chuck E. Cheese tokens) and the funny part is she got excited and said hell yeah that or Dave and Buster's and play all the games.. I'd try like hell to win enough tickets to get her a super spiffy prize :)

then after dinner you get to be a photographer for a photo shoot. That to me sounds like a super spiffy time if you ask me...

So let's see cost for this date

$11 dollars for tokens to enter
$75 for dinner (for two people I may add)
$80 for transportation (I'd be riding megabus...don't drive lol)
$70 for one night hotel (optional depending on how I feel lol)
$100 (for what ever..drinks..snacks...etc...

I can escape this date only spending around $350...what a steal of a deal!!!!!

Well that about ends my thoughts for now...add your comments..bitching..threats..concerns good or bad in the comment section it's there somewhere lol ....what not and I will answer them or something later...

So until next time since I don't have closing credits in my blog (another blog entry coming soon)

I am just going to say

Be Cool
Be Kind
Be Spiffy